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Old 05-23-20, 12:50 PM
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...thinks that the "Free Aunt Becky" movement, started by no motor?, is about Lori Loughlin putting out for free.
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Thinks the phrase "putting out for free" is what happens during a garage clean-out or after your cat has kittens...
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Old 05-23-20, 05:23 PM
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Expects a senior discount on free stuff.
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Puts his no-pants on two legs at a time.
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Got along famously with Dr. Smith, off-camera. They even used to go to bath houses together.
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Old 05-24-20, 04:19 PM
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Feels better about being in public with his sickly pale legs exposed now that it's Memorial Day and he's back to wearing white shoes.
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He still remembers every word of dialog to The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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Old 05-24-20, 06:55 PM
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...currently in the contracting and production phase of his exclusive line of high waisted pants, that can be pulled all the way up over the mouth and nose to serve as a pandemic mask.

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Old 05-24-20, 08:13 PM
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...his budding career as a chin actor for the Leukemia foundation has cratered with the advent of pandemic masking. The unemployment benefits are nice, but he worries what the future holds.

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Old 05-24-20, 08:21 PM
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Separated at birth...
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Found his cicada recipes and is anticipating another summer of good vittles.
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Now that the marsupial mating season is here, he spends his days and nights practicing all those special sexy marsupial moves; the grunts, the dirt pawing, the tail curls, the anal gland expressment...
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Old 05-25-20, 12:32 PM
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...dated a marsupial for two years in college. Found her pouch very convenient as a place to hide their stash.
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Proudly showed me his family motto:

In unum finem, et ex alia
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Is too anal retentive for that.
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I stayed at his Airbnb. Avoid, unless you like trumpet solos and chinchillas.
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Prefers saxophones and gerbils.
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...is getting well deserved blowback on Facebook and Twitter for his insensitive, stereotyping comments about gerbils.
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His furry costume is a gerbil.
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When there's no other marsupial available and he's in heat a gerbil will do, even a fake one...
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Is the Chief of California's Lost Gerbil Response Team...
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His gerbils are microchipped.
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His gerbils are on a pull string. He insists on calling it a leash...
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..."Unleashed", his new single about a bad breakup with a gerbil, is trending at the top of the music charts.
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