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Old 06-28-20, 06:18 PM
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Old 06-28-20, 07:13 PM
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He's looking for a Day or Two of Like or even A Day or Two of Tolerate.
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Old 06-28-20, 10:44 PM
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Old 06-29-20, 03:42 AM
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Left the cake out in the rain.
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Old 06-29-20, 05:16 AM
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Feels that Life is but a joke.
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Is always trying to pick up the pieces of his wasted days and wasted nights.
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Old 06-29-20, 07:15 AM
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He's got nasty habits, he takes tea at three.
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Old 06-29-20, 07:40 AM
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...keeps putting his left foot in and his left foot out, then his right foot in and his right foot out. After which he shakes it all about and turns himself around. So he never gets very far when he walks.
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Old 06-29-20, 08:10 AM
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Refers to his bike gloves as "cycling mittens".
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... and so it goes
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...still says, "Oh you kid" and "23 skidoo". He feels that the richness of American idiomatic expression is beyond current fashion.
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Old 06-29-20, 11:09 AM
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His screen name on the furries site is pantsless prance.
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Old 06-29-20, 11:48 AM
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...still looks good without pants at his age because he is a devotee of regular prancercise.
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Old 06-29-20, 11:53 AM
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...loves to exercise. Lives for it.
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For him, a "tweet" is something his mommy gives him for being a good little boy...
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...he recently changed jobs. He is now first assistant and pool boy to the Prancercise woman.

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Old 06-29-20, 07:29 PM
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Old 06-30-20, 12:09 PM
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His Pinocchio-compliant mask fits much better than his George Washington-compliant mask.
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Keeps a jar full of high grade cooties that he generously dips into to give to those around him.
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His mother was a hamster!
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Old 06-30-20, 04:50 PM
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Was one of the original power rangers, the pink one.
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