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Old 07-04-20, 09:19 AM
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Remembers lyrics to songs by a band the rest of us couldn't remember, even if our lives depended on it.
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Old 07-04-20, 09:59 AM
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...his recent self published collection of poetry, Lyrical Lies for the Post Truth Age, is a runaway best seller.
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Old 07-04-20, 05:35 PM
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Old 07-04-20, 06:09 PM
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There once was a guy in Chicago,
Who lost all his pants, don't you know.
When asked if he missed them,
he responded, "My system,
is to drop them and leave them, wherever I go."
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Old 07-04-20, 08:21 PM
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There was a man named 3 alarmer,
who thought he was a real charmer,
but when he sifted through all the retorts,
he was actually taking it in the shorts.
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Old 07-04-20, 08:43 PM
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Old 07-04-20, 09:37 PM
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...his favorite lies are all written in dactylic hexameter.
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Old 07-05-20, 08:24 AM
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Old 07-05-20, 10:04 AM
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Old 07-05-20, 11:01 AM
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...would not have you believe, by implication, that he is one of the very few not titillated by little freak hands.
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Old 07-05-20, 12:19 PM
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...would not have you believe, by implication, that he is one of the very few not titillated by little freak hands.
uses his freaky little hands to hold freaky little sporks
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To him, sporks are hair itch aid not ate.
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Old 07-05-20, 01:49 PM
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His body is a scriptorium for all the dirt road porno positions.
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...his search terms on Youporn always begin with "40 miles of bad road". There's a whole category devoted to it.
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Never turns back when on that dirt road, it's like being up that creek without a paddle.
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...he can ride his bicycle seated on it backwards. It's really not that hard.
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