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Old 07-05-20, 07:56 PM
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i dont care who he is cos im carl and im awesome
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Has choked more chicken than Colonel Sanders.
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A reminder, newbie: This thread is for lies only.
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In his book of secret herbs and spices, he has handwritten the exact number of chickens choked by Colonel Sanders.
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Has choked more chicken than Colonel Sanders.
Despite having Colonel Sanders as a tutor, he has never mastered the art of choking a chicken. The best he has achieved is repeatedly gagging the chicken, a cruel and ugly spectacle.
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Gets nervous and keeps looking outside after they all point to him after the junk removal commercial says "just point at it and it's gone".
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Insecure and feels uncomfortable every time he needs to communicate with other people.
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A reminder, newbie: This thread is for lies only.
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...has long been in the category of extra crispy.
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Insecure and feels uncomfortable every time he needs to communicate with other people.
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...he has been meaning to get that looked at.
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Got it looked at and now what is seen cannot be unseen...
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He's...seen things...you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
He's watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.
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He really made a scene at his corporation's black tie dinner, wearing his birthday suit, and sporting a red bow tie.
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...his flasher attire consists only of an overcoat, shoes, socks, and a cute little bow that he makes using his Pro Bow fluff box.
He's been into bow fluffing for years now, and finds it a rewarding and fascinating "hobby". "Can I fluff your bow ?" is the line he uses when flashing.


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...he raps under the stage name " 2 tight wrap ".
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He rasps to the hot single “Chokehold”.
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Vanilla Ice is his hero. And the Pink Powerranger.
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Of all the stacks of 78's in his mom's basement, Al Jolson singing " My Mammy " still brings him to tears.
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...he'd walk a million miles, for one of her smiles.
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Wishes he had a cooler nickname than the crazy wierdo who lives in the free candy van down by the river.
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