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Old 02-05-19, 11:15 AM
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Florida man?

We've all seen his exploits on the internet (and we know that means they have to be true), and we all know there are similar people in other states doing the same crazy things. Post those exploits here, even if they'renot from Florida like this guy.
https://wgntv.com/2019/02/05/man-fou...meth-overdose/
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Old 02-06-19, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
We've all seen his exploits on the internet (and we know that means they have to be true), and we all know there are similar people in other states doing the same crazy things. Post those exploits here, even if they'renot from Florida like this guy.
https://wgntv.com/2019/02/05/man-fou...meth-overdose/
I have to wonder if the bear got a buzz...
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That's what I wonder, and if the same would happen to a gator.
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Recommended viewing, if you like documentaries about guys getting eaten by bears, that are narrated by Werner Herzog:

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One of my Facebook friends is in Florida. Every morning he posts the latest exploits of Floridaman, a crypto-hominid species that seems to defy genetic connections but appears to be more of a cultural/anthropological phenomenon.

I suspect it's just a case of Florida being the drain hair filter for the United States.

In the above case, the fellow from Kentucky was probably en route to Florida and his Floridaman kin when he got lost in Tennessee and was relieved of his burden by a friendly bear before getting a shot at the nation's gigantic hair filter.
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Originally Posted by Lemond1985 View Post
Recommended viewing, if you like documentaries about guys getting eaten by bears, that are narrated by Werner Herzog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWA7GtDmNFU
Definitely worth seeing. The parody too.
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Thanks for the heads-up on the parody, I had not seen that one.
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Old 02-06-19, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by canklecat View Post
One of my Facebook friends is in Florida. Every morning he posts the latest exploits of Floridaman, a crypto-hominid species that seems to defy genetic connections but appears to be more of a cultural/anthropological phenomenon.

I suspect it's just a case of Florida being the drain hair filter for the United States.

In the above case, the fellow from Kentucky was probably en route to Florida and his Floridaman kin when he got lost in Tennessee and was relieved of his burden by a friendly bear before getting a shot at the nation's gigantic hair filter.
I was wondering if this was Floridaman vacationing in Kentucky, or just a kindred spirit.
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The US is full of "Hold My Beer" types, more than I would ever care to watch.
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Facelicking Florida woman https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/n...s-has-resigned
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Old 02-15-19, 12:30 PM
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I expected this to be in Florida too.
https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019...at-home-depot/
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Old 02-15-19, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by no motor? View Post
I expected this to be in Florida too.
https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019...at-home-depot/
Beat me to it:
Home Depot bomb threat was actually just guy in bathroom joking he was ?fixin? to blow it up?
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Florida being one of the most populous and diverse states, Im sure you could do the same with California, Texas, New York. That would cover 1/3rd of the US population
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Folks I know who live in Florida say it's not exaggerated. The problem appears to be the warm weather attracting homeless and transient people who often are mentally ill or have chronic behavioral problems - IOW, misfits.

Combine that with drugs and booze and it's a recipe for creating Floridaman.

I've visited Florida several times and lived in Pensacola for awhile. Even by Texas standards for erratic misfits, Florida was pretty messed up.
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Originally Posted by Lemond1985 View Post
Recommended viewing, if you like documentaries about guys getting eaten by bears, that are narrated by Werner Herzog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWA7GtDmNFU
You win. Timothy Treadwell I think was his name, pretty much the epitome of "Florida Man" outside of Florida. I like how one of the native guys they interview says he thinks the bears didn't kill him sooner because they thought he was mentally challenged. I can appreciate the fact that he thought he was trying to save the bears or whatever, but man, what a fool. Nobody deserves to die like that.

Also I hear parts of Hawaii are quite interesting in the "Florida Man" type of way, for the same reasons. Dog the bounty hunter agrees brah.
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I saw that earlier on my phone and couldn't find the better link.
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I think Flordia, Texas and Alaska should be their own countries.
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Florida Woman made an appearance today: "Naked And Belligerent" Woman Busted | The Smoking Gun
Looking at her photos, you wouldn't think she would have a problem with getting turned down.
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Originally Posted by Shimagnolo View Post
Florida Woman made an appearance today: "Naked And Belligerent" Woman Busted | The Smoking Gun
Looking at her photos, you wouldn't think she would have a problem with getting turned down.
Yeah, that's how the crazy ones sucker their victims -- female and male. Seems like fun at first. Before long you're wishing you'd followed Jimmy Soul's advice.


Dunno whether Jimmy followed the advice of his predecessor.


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Originally Posted by Shimagnolo View Post
Florida Woman made an appearance today: "Naked And Belligerent" Woman Busted | The Smoking Gun
Looking at her photos, you wouldn't think she would have a problem with getting turned down.
The problem is at some point the repulsive crazy outweighs the attractive good looks...
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Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
The problem is at some point the repulsive crazy outweighs the attractive good looks...
this sounds like the voice of experience.
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this sounds like the voice of experience.
No kidding?
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Father spinning gun on finger accidentally shoots self at daughter's birthday party

HUMBLE, Texas - Deputies said a father accidentally shot himself at his daughter's 16th birthday party in Humble Saturday.

It happened at a home on Wintergreen Drive near Woodland Hills Drive.

Detectives said the man was spinning his gun on his finger when it went off. He shot himself in the stomach and is now in the hospital, officials said.

Deputies have not shared an update on how he's doing.
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Wow, I'm glad it was himself and not any of the kids
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