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02-22-13, 06:58 PM
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This reminds me of a conversation i was eavesdropping on between 2 security guards yeater day on my campus
One robocop thats infamous around campus for being a complete ****** to everyone, pretty fat, talkin to another nicer cop, regular dude.
Robocop was complaining about how he was riding the bike that he sometimes patrols on, and he was cold so rode around the building a few times to warm up.
Then he bagan to explain all pissed off that he was "overheating" as if someone did it to him, and how he had to call back to HQ and go out of service until he cooled down.
Wut.
One robocop thats infamous around campus for being a complete ****** to everyone, pretty fat, talkin to another nicer cop, regular dude.
Robocop was complaining about how he was riding the bike that he sometimes patrols on, and he was cold so rode around the building a few times to warm up.
Then he bagan to explain all pissed off that he was "overheating" as if someone did it to him, and how he had to call back to HQ and go out of service until he cooled down.
Wut.
02-22-13, 08:54 PM
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Oh dear. The conversation with his boss could be a good one. "Honest sarge, it seemed like a good idea at the time".
02-22-13, 10:19 PM
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Those are more than 1". I'm at 1", and those are bigger. Also, in Chicago it isn't uncommon.
02-22-13, 10:50 PM
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02-22-13, 11:41 PM
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weird. i dont like this mixing business.
when i hang out with my hood friends they make fun of my lobes, just like the guidoes and the rich kids. then i make fun of their saggy pants, gelled hair and metrosexual clothing choices
if we all did the same **** that would be boring.
02-22-13, 11:58 PM
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02-23-13, 05:40 AM
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https://sfbay.craigslist.org/scz/bik/3621484444.html
I don't even know what to say...
I don't even know what to say...
02-23-13, 07:22 AM
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https://sfbay.craigslist.org/scz/bik/3621484444.html
I don't even know what to say...
I don't even know what to say...
Then there's the price. The quote a famous Aussie movie, "tell him he's dreaming".
02-23-13, 08:11 AM
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I can see what he was trying to build. The mismatched rims don't work though and he's probably got the wrong saddle, not to mention the chain tensioner (unless the frame's got vertical drops). I don't think it's jackass so much as a good idea that didn't work as expected.
Then there's the price. The quote a famous Aussie movie, "tell him he's dreaming".
Then there's the price. The quote a famous Aussie movie, "tell him he's dreaming".
02-23-13, 08:19 AM
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I mean...I'd ride it...but $300? Haha really?
https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/bik/3613771897.html
https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/bik/3613771897.html
02-23-13, 08:48 AM
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Up,
Oops, didn't spot the dual chainrings and didn't know about the craigslist time fame. 
Yup, the poster is a dropkick.
Those sprung saddles are easy to buy and then realise you've made a mistake but they are also something you should file away, sooner or later, you WILL want to build a bike with an upright seating position, even if it's for the lady in your life.
As for taking a year to sell a bike, doesn't that tell you something ... doesn't it?
Yup, the poster is a dropkick. Those sprung saddles are easy to buy and then realise you've made a mistake but they are also something you should file away, sooner or later, you WILL want to build a bike with an upright seating position, even if it's for the lady in your life.
As for taking a year to sell a bike, doesn't that tell you something ... doesn't it?
02-23-13, 10:16 AM
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Bros edgy lobez are the least offensive thing in that video
02-23-13, 11:28 AM
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not a fixed gear frame, it does have vertical dropouts...i'm still so confused by that bike
02-23-13, 04:02 PM
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02-23-13, 05:27 PM
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