Birthday suit bicyclist
07-22-18, 07:23 AM
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Birthday suit bicyclist
Ok, fess up. Which one of y'all is this? Outstanding, 10.0 on the style points.
Naked man seen riding his bike in traffic on California's Highway 101 is located by police | Daily Mail Online
Naked man seen riding his bike in traffic on California's Highway 101 is located by police | Daily Mail Online
07-22-18, 07:43 AM
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If you're gonna move that slowly on the freeway it helps to put your "flashers" on.
07-22-18, 07:50 AM
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Shows you that the life of a bicycle seat is not what it is "cracked" up to be!!!!!! 
07-22-18, 07:59 AM
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He seems to be sitting very gingerly in in that seat.
Plus, I bet he would have sucked his gut in a little more, if he had known his picture would be published worldwide and seen by tens of millions of people. I bet his friends and family are having a field day with this.
Maybe this incident will finally convince the guy to go clean and sober, but I doubt it.
Plus, I bet he would have sucked his gut in a little more, if he had known his picture would be published worldwide and seen by tens of millions of people. I bet his friends and family are having a field day with this.
Maybe this incident will finally convince the guy to go clean and sober, but I doubt it.
07-22-18, 08:08 AM
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07-22-18, 10:02 AM
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bahahaha too funny!
07-22-18, 10:05 AM
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If you are a participant in a city's world naked bike day ,
you have the same benefits a school of fish enjoys .. numbers..
you have the same benefits a school of fish enjoys .. numbers..
07-22-18, 01:49 PM
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Given that he was riding his bike down the 101, being naked was probably the least crazy thing he was doing.
07-22-18, 02:25 PM
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It almost seems like something a person might do if he was sleep walking. Are there any documented cases of sleep riding? I know there are some people who have driven in their sleep.
07-22-18, 02:28 PM
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Answered my own question: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/31/drowned-postman-climbed-out-of-bed-at-3am-to-begin-his-round-and/
07-22-18, 02:57 PM
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Look closely he is breaking in a new Brooks leather saddle only in Kalifornia
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07-22-18, 02:59 PM
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Answered my own question: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...his-round-and/
07-22-18, 03:03 PM
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I told him not to make that bet.
07-22-18, 03:04 PM
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When he told his friends he was going to ride naked on the 101, his friends said to him "At first we thought you were crazy, but now we can see your nuts!"
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07-22-18, 09:43 PM
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No "butts" about it, the dewd was definitely on "crack!" 
Last edited by Doctor Morbius; 07-22-18 at 09:58 PM.
07-22-18, 09:45 PM
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It looks like he's trying to mix cycling and golf as he brought his putter. 
07-23-18, 11:43 AM
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The police finally caught up to the guy and asked him why he was riding a bike naked down the freeway. His response was, "Well, officer, I went to this party out in the suburbs, it was a 'swinger' party which I'd never been to before but I didn't see no swings anywhere. Everyone was drinking and seemed to be having a good time. Pretty soon someone said, 'OK everyone take off your clothes' so we all got naked. As soon as everyone had their clothes off, someone turned off the lights and said, 'OK, let's go to town.' I don't know where everyone else is, so I guess I'm the first one here."
07-23-18, 12:28 PM
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He was located later in San Jose walking with only a shirt on. Police intervened -determined likely in a 'mental crisis' and taken to hospital for evaluation.
https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/07/...und-by-police/
https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/07/...und-by-police/
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07-23-18, 12:30 PM
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Meh. There are organized naked bike rides. Just sayin'.
07-23-18, 01:02 PM
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