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Old 10-01-20, 01:38 AM
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Florida man arrested after allegedly hitting deputy in face with a Bible


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A Florida man was arrested last Tuesday after he allegedly threw a Bible at a sheriff's deputy, according to reports.

Authorities were called to a residence in Summerfield, which is northwest of Orlando, on Sept. 22, after a neighbor reported a break-in at his home.

Deputies said when they arrived, they found Robert Otis Hoskins, 39, dressed in his underwear, shouting something to the effect, "I condemn you." They said he threw a Bible that hit a deputy in the face.
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Florida man seen firing gun through own windshield while driving

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A Florida motorist was captured on his own dashcam video firing off shots into his own car’s windshield while driving on a state turnpike after he said another driver flashed a gun at him and he feared for his life, a report said.
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Old 10-09-20, 02:30 AM
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FLORIDA TEEN STUNG OVER 600 TIMES AFTER INSERTING HIS PENIS INSIDE OF BEEHIVE

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FLORIDA GOVERNOR TELLS DOLPHINS THEY CAN HAVE 65,000 FANS AT HOME GAMES

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Florida man seen relieving himself on a school campus before breaking in

The Putnam County Sheriff’s Office is looking for a man that pooped on a Putnam County School Saturday.
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Old 10-14-20, 09:18 AM
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FLORIDA GOVERNOR TELLS DOLPHINS THEY CAN HAVE 65,000 FANS AT HOME GAMES

Posted by Mike Oliva | Oct 7, 2020 | Dolphins News | 0
My first read I thought the governor was actually telling something to dolphins in the ocean
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Old 10-14-20, 10:07 AM
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My first read I thought the governor was actually telling something to dolphins in the ocean
Their response was: "So long and thanks for all the fish".

Blue Öyster Cult has turned its eye for the macabre to arguably the most frightful figure of them all: Florida Man
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FLORIDA TEEN STUNG OVER 600 TIMES AFTER INSERTING HIS PENIS INSIDE OF BEEHIVE

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-teen-stung-over-600-times-after-inserting-his-penis-inside-of-beehive/

There was a Texas Man not me lol. That peed on an electrical outlet. Some have peed on electric fences. But Florida Kid outdone all of them by trying to have relations with a beehive.
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"I love you, honey"
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"I love you, honey"
That is so corny it is I was just at the grocery store and when passing by the honey I thought of this poor horny teen learning something the hard way.
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"I love you, honey"
"Now get me a beer".
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At the hospital the teen begged the doctors to relieve the pain, but leave the swelling.
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Originally Posted by Hondo Gravel View Post
That is so corny it is I was just at the grocery store and when passing by the honey I thought of this poor horny teen learning something the hard way.
If you want to hear an extended comedy bit about honey (and grocery stores), check out the 4-night special by James Acaster on netflix. The honey stuff is in part 3, but the whole 'series' is well worth watching. Acaster became my #1 favorite stand-up. He's also pretty close to a 'clean' comic, if that matters to you. I watched them with my boys, youngest was maybe age 12 at the time.
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Yes I will definitely check out Acaster and the comedy on the subject of honey. Having a cold Colorado Gatorade with my Florida koozie and a bee landed on my shoulder. Bad omen? I’m going stay away from all beehives ... The bees have returned for awhile the bees were MIA.

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Originally Posted by jack pot View Post

FLORIDA GOVERNOR TELLS DOLPHINS THEY CAN HAVE 65,000 FANS AT HOME GAMES

Posted by Mike Oliva | Oct 7, 2020 | Dolphins News | 0
Similar background for the newest Lincoln Project spot. Since it's P&R I won't post the video, but it's here if you want to see it
https://www.bikeforums.net/21753078-post308.html
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OK.....this one is our town, Palm Coast..... , a friend of mine from AZ forwarded this via email to me and didn't realized this was my town and my county sheriff's 911 involved.


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OK.....this one is our town, Palm Coast..... , a friend of mine from AZ forwarded this via email to me and didn't realized this was our town and my county sheriff's 911 involved.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q_BeZUxH4U
anyone eaten at a Dick's ? It's like if the Sex Pistols had a restaurant.
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Gov. Ron DeSantis had trouble voting. A 20-year-old Florida man is to blame, police say.

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anyone eaten at a Dick's ? It's like if the Sex Pistols had a restaurant.
I've been to Dick's Last Resort, but not the wings place.
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Florida man mauled by leopard after paying for ‘full-contact experience’ with big cat

A Florida man was mauled by a black leopard after paying the owner of a private animal sanctuary for a “full-contact experience” with the rare cat, a report said.

Dwight Turner, 50, had to undergo several surgeries from the Aug. 31 attack in an enclosure behind the home of Michael Poggi in the town of Davie, WPLG reported, citing a report from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

Turner had paid $150 to “play with” the black leopard and “rub its belly” behind Poggi’s home, according to an FWC report.

The animal charged Turner once he walked into the enclosure. One of Turner’s ears was ripped apart and his scalp was “hanging from his head” following the attack, the report said.

And in other Florida news: 10-foot python found under hood of Ford Mustang in Florida
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...And in other Florida news: 10-foot python found under hood of Ford Mustang in Florida
Speaking as a Florida man, that one's not really news,
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Clearwater man charged with threatening to blow up neighbor

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Florida man mauled by leopard after paying for ‘full-contact experience’ with big cat

A Florida man was mauled by a black leopard after paying the owner of a private animal sanctuary for a “full-contact experience” with the rare cat, a report said.

Dwight Turner, 50, had to undergo several surgeries from the Aug. 31 attack in an enclosure behind the home of Michael Poggi in the town of Davie, WPLG reported, citing a report from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

Turner had paid $150 to “play with” the black leopard and “rub its belly” behind Poggi’s home, according to an FWC report.

The animal charged Turner once he walked into the enclosure. One of Turner’s ears was ripped apart and his scalp was “hanging from his head” following the attack, the report said.

And in other Florida news: 10-foot python found under hood of Ford Mustang in Florida
Reminds me of Ed Begley Jr's part in Cat People.
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