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Old 04-21-08, 08:40 AM
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Yet another Caption Contest

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Yep, looks like your oil pan plug is loose. Give me a 10mm socket would ya.
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jetta's slogan couldnt of been more correct.

"drivers wanted"
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Originally Posted by cbip
Yep, looks like your oil pan plug is loose. Give me a 10mm socket would ya.
Good one.
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Old 04-21-08, 08:56 AM
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ooooohhhh, that's the spot!! right there!!!! man that things been itching me now for the last 10k's!!
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Can I has morfeen?
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Yep, looks like your oil pan plug is loose. Give me a 10mm socket would ya.
'cept the oil pan plug is up front .... He's either checking the brakes or the muffler
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Are you sure this is the quickest and easiest way to get me back into the peleton?
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This is how dope is distributed in the peleton.
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Old 04-21-08, 09:12 AM
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Rambo 3.. yr doin it rong.
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The passing of the Olympic torch is once again marred by sheer stupidity.
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This is why "Stryker" helmets never made it off the drawing board. Their realistic crash tests spurred human rights protests throughout Taiwan.
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It tickles when you drive over my arpit
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You thought you had heard all of the stories of punishing poor performing Olympic athletes.
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Once again the Asian driving stereotype is reinforced.
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Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
jetta's slogan couldnt of been more correct.

"drivers wanted"


lol!
on Jetta #3.. I hear ya!
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"Get off the road! Your friends are next!"
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Old 04-21-08, 11:56 AM
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Not an entry to the caption contest, but its amazing the guy wasn't seriously injured (IIIRC).
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"Don't worry, I do this all the time...ohh, my fault."
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Hey coach, I found the thing causing that banging sound on left turns. Turns out it was my arm.
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That's gonna leave a mark!
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