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Old 04-24-13, 06:55 PM
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you know you would ride it

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I, in fact, would not ride it.
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i'll do it.

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hah, i hadnt noticed that the straps were upside-down. plus, im a fan of gumwalls, black saddles, and single straps. but that color and the split seat tube are just so cool.

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ugh that bike is still so sick
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For real? This is the porn thread, not the jackass thread.
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Fun? Could be. Porn? No!
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Old 04-25-13, 10:09 AM
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For real? This is the porn thread, not the jackass thread.
An upper-end steel frame repurposed for functionality while maintaining subtle class. The inclusion of warm colored leather contact points go well to complement the tranquil color of the frame, each bringing each other out in vibrancy. Finally, the gum-walled tires complement the silver components which makes a quiet, yet firm statement of poise. The bike is beautiful and ready to be used in a world that is anything but.

I think its porn worthy, son.
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An upper-end steel frame repurposed for functionality while maintaining subtle class. The inclusion of warm colored leather contact points go well to complement the tranquil color of the frame, each bringing each other out in vibrancy. Finally, the gum-walled tires complement the silver components which makes a quiet, yet firm statement of poise. The bike is beautiful and ready to be used in a world that is anything but.

I think its porn worthy, son.

Wow, that was quite the warm and fuzzy response. You're welcome to your opinon, but a track bike with a porteur rack is jackass, buddy. You might look up terms like wheel flop, TCO and trail.
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Opinions.
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Exactly. With any kind of discussions on aesthetics, you have a base judgement value and what you attribute that value to. You're just as wrong as I am, pal.
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And even if it is twitchy and is an absolute pain to carry anything in the rack, I still think it looks nice.
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Exactly. With any kind of discussions on aesthetics, you have a base judgement value and what you attribute that value to. You're just as wrong as I am, pal.
I'm calling it jackass without any consideration to aesthetics.
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Old 04-25-13, 10:47 AM
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Then all of these classic steel bikes that we are seeing are inherently inferior to any carbon monstrosity that we see racing in the olympics nowadays, if we're speaking pragmatically.

Don't get me wrong, I think aesthetic discussion is bull**** like I assume you do as well. But when I talk about "porn", I use that term as a healthy combination of looks and functionality. In a hxc video, you want a beautiful woman that ****s like a daemon-spawn.
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Exactly: function + form = porn.
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Anything i put in here is based soely on aesthetics unless i mention otherwise

any discussion of aesthetics is entirely objective based upon the viewer

One mans treasure is another mans trash, no big deal
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Old 04-25-13, 12:57 PM
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level needs bungee 12 pack of pbr
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Mr. Pham has lots of nice bikes!

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Old 04-26-13, 06:24 AM
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Fancy! I think you would have to be fast to ride that at the velodrome so as to not seem a poser. It is beautiful though, I can almost hear the subdued jet engine sound that disc would make as it excites the frame.
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For some reason, I want to smack that kid right in the constellation of acne on his forehead.
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For some reason, I want to smack that kid right in the constellation of acne on his forehead.
Those types of adds to "raise money for production" always make suspicious of some kind of scam.

I had to laugh when they call it a "massive 16 inch wheel"
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Fancy! I think you would have to be fast to ride that at the velodrome so as to not seem a poser. It is beautiful though, I can almost hear the subdued jet engine sound that disc would make as it excites the frame.
Pretty sure that's the French National Track Team's bike. So if there's someone on that bike, they are definitely not a poseur. I want a Shimano Zen ring so so bad.
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Pretty sure that's the French National Track Team's bike. So if there's someone on that bike, they are definitely not a poseur.
Yeah, that is what I mean, its just sour grapes on my part, as I could never ride that bike justifiably. Meh, there are other beautiful things i won't get to ride either.
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