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Old 02-06-14, 04:08 PM
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Old 02-06-14, 04:35 PM
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Thinks asterisks are a part of speech, like uh and duh and whatever.
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Old 02-06-14, 05:50 PM
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Is proficient in Valley Girl speak, like, whatever.
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Will use his Shift Key for work.
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Shifts his keys in his pockets, at least that's what the second grade school girls think while he's subbing...
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...would love to have a few keys, but the locked facility where he resides does not permit them to the residents. Still lotsa pocket action going on, 'though.
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Eight ball in the corner pocket is what he had on him at the time of his arrest...
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Gets high on Jesus, not drugs.
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Refers to a session with a mental health professional as 'getting shrink-wrapped'.
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His preferred 'shrink-wrap' is something in a festive color, ribbed if available, and from Trojan.
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...his ceremonial Snohomish tribal name, loosely translated, reads "French tickler".
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His spirit name, given to him after a quest in the desert, translates to 'Drunken recipient of bodily fluids'.
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We learned in an earlier post that his wife is called Three Horses because she nag, nag, nag. His teenage daughter is called Merry Christmas cause she ho, ho, ho!
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..............wore a condom hat to work on Monday and Tuesday. Nobody said anything about it at all.
He's considering showing up next Monday without any pants, but wants to wait and see what the weather is doing.

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His large and turgid brain necessitates a condom hat with the reservoir tip, lest it start to ejaculate spurts of brilliance.
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Has a select group of young Snohomish braves he's teaching to sing in perfect harmony and they'd like to sell the world some coke.
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His large and turgid brain necessitates a condom hat with the reservoir tip, lest it start to ejaculate spurts of brilliance.

...a master of the ancient, Native American, spiritual practice of flaccid ejaculation, he nonetheless insists on parading naked with a full erection in the tribal fertility ritual.
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Picky.

Or is it sniped?

I get so confused...
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Has a select group of young Snohomish braves he's teaching to sing in perfect harmony and they'd like to sell the world some coke.
....is very fond of his dental hygienist. He's particularly effusive in his praise of her anatomical charms when given the proper anesthetic.
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Picky.

Or is it sniped?

I get so confused...
....it's probably not the drugs.
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....is very fond of his dental hygienist. He's particularly effusive in his praise of her anatomical charms when given the proper anesthetic.
Oooh aa oogiville ies nysk s goovavall
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Oooh aa oogiville ies nysk s goovavall

Begs the dentist to administer Versed for the procedures, since it is the closest thing he gets to sex.

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/1...03.03147.x/pdf
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