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Old 12-08-19, 03:55 PM
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...he is still capable of shame.
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He was the best example around, proclaimed a beacon of inspiration.
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Mothers point him out to their children as an example of what happens when you do that.
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His mother knew he was gifted when he asked where the stork came from.
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His mom still dresses him funny.
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Your mom shops the funny outlet store.
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...has been collecting and editing "you' mama" jokes for the past 40 years in hopes of publishing the definitive guide.
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His mama is so classless she's a Marxist Utopia...
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...his mama don't dance and his daddy don't rock and roll.
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His mama so ugly no motor? finds her super hot...
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...now that he has access to an advance publisher's copy of Rollfast 's "Complete Guide to You' Mama Jokes", he can quickly switch from the "so fat" category to the "so ugly" category, and has access as well to a number of wonderful "you' mama so dumb" jokes. It's been a real boon to his social life, and he is now regularly invited to all the cool kids parties throughout the state of Georgia.
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...wishes that the publisher would send him a review copy of the "Complete Guide to You' Mama Jokes." But he realizes it's unlikely, so he'll probably need to buy one remaindered in a year.
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His mama so dumb and fat, she at his trial for that tax cheat thing, judge say "Order in the court" she say she'll have two double cheeseburgers, a large fries and an orange drink.
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,,,currently has an application pending for a broadcast license for CUMA, a new cable channel that will be all you' mama jokes, all the time, 24/7. Hopes to hire Roger Stone as an anchor man upon his release from prison.
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Doesn't know his momma is busy writing a book of my son jokes.
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...his untiring research in the field has led him into previously unknown territory, discovering an entire class of "You' mama so neurotic" jokes for Jews.
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His mama is a square. She so square her milk came in cartons.
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...his mama be an isosceles triangle. Everybody call her the bridge of asses.
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His mama so weird when she play Monopoly she stops and looks both ways before she passes GO...
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His mama be farsighted, gave him fashionable fish lips feeding baby food by the sporkfull.
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Ate the $120,000 banana, followed it with a $100,000 Bar and drank the Kool-Aid. He has Haley's M-O though.
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Claims to be "Area Man" and is suing The Onion for Defamation.
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His lacquer is lacking so he sued Pratt & Lambert for delamination. They informed him the lawsuit was flaky and had no appeal.
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Thinks head and shoulders will help there.
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