Overheard At The Diner
03-08-20, 11:11 AM
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Overheard At The Diner
"You're a scientist?"
"No, I'm a cyclist."
"You can see the future?"
"No, I'm a cyclist."
"You can see the future?"
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03-14-20, 08:57 AM
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Reminds me of some comedian talking about his girlfriend. She said, "I'm an actress so I can't have carbohydrotes." "No, honey, I think you mispronounced that. It's pronounced 'waitress.'"
03-14-20, 09:09 AM
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03-16-20, 07:35 AM
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It was a dude?!
I was imagining it was a smoking hot chick lol.
Only thing that would have made sense...
I was imagining it was a smoking hot chick lol.
Only thing that would have made sense...
03-16-20, 09:45 AM
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The first male answered with "I'm a cyclist" very loudly and clearly, and then another guy asked about seeing the future.
Sorry if this doesn't fit your fantasies, but I really haven't noticed much correlation between hotness, chickness and poor vocabulary in real life.
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03-16-20, 12:10 PM
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There is definitely no correlation.
Just the best possible scenario for the “I’m a cyclist” guy. Was hoping for his sake...
Just the best possible scenario for the “I’m a cyclist” guy. Was hoping for his sake...
