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Old 07-08-19, 08:28 PM
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...a long time Constitutional Originalist, in his time on the bench, he has written substantially all the federal appeals court case law governing weirdness as protected by the Constitution.
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Old 07-08-19, 08:30 PM
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...in his storied athletic career, he spent a lot of time on the bench too.
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Old 07-08-19, 08:38 PM
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His “story” is posted daily on Grindr.
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Old 07-08-19, 09:11 PM
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...did not just walk right into a bench grinder joke.
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Old 07-09-19, 06:31 AM
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Has spent the last few days in a state of high anxiety; should he open the thread titled "Would you buy from Mr Whippy or Mr Creamy?"
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Has fantasies of squeezing his Charmin in front of Mr. Whipple.
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Has way too much Charmin to squeeze.
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Thought this could have been one of us. https://wgntv.com/2019/07/09/suspect-passes-gas-so-loudly-law-enforcement-is-able-to-locate-his-hiding-place/
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Old 07-09-19, 12:40 PM
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...please confine your responses to lies here. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Old 07-09-19, 01:19 PM
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Can’t handle the truth but will fondle for doughnuts
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...please confine your responses to lies here. Thank you for your cooperation.
I'd be a lie if I said you weren't the one I was thinking of then....
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Old 07-09-19, 04:52 PM
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...his entire personal identity is not defined by lying. He has many other wonderful attributes, all of which are posted on Grindr.
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Old 07-09-19, 07:35 PM
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Old 07-10-19, 03:54 AM
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Old 07-10-19, 06:59 AM
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Old 07-10-19, 08:25 AM
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...his annoying habit of calling everyone "Dude" got him voted out of the local Odd Fellows club. Now he's the lone odd fellow.
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Was a dude before being a dude was cool.
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...when the kids from the neighborhood walk past his house, one of them always points and says, "There's the old guy who lives there. He is sooo cool! "
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Was yelling at kids to get off the lawn before it was cool.
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...doesn't yell at kids on his lawn. You don't set up a blind and then go making a lot of noise to spook the game.
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Performs sex with his wife in stealth mode, with her commenting on how she doesn't feel a thing.
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