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...still receiving payments for his invention of the slogan, "It's finger lickin' good". Never realized when he came up with it that it could be applied to fried chicken.
...still receiving payments for his invention of the slogan, "It's finger lickin' good". Never realized when he came up with it that it could be applied to fried chicken.
07-10-19, 07:16 PM
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As I type, he is arming himself, ingesting large quantities of intoxicants, getting dressed in drag and is planning to show Floridaman that Californiaman owns that house even if he has to burn it down.
07-10-19, 09:48 PM
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...is grateful he lives surrounded by good, clean, conservative Southern citizens. He's fond of using the phrase "salt of the earth" in describing his more colorful and endearing neighbors. "These people are my people," he said just yesterday, with a catch in his voice and a tear in his eye.
...is grateful he lives surrounded by good, clean, conservative Southern citizens. He's fond of using the phrase "salt of the earth" in describing his more colorful and endearing neighbors. "These people are my people," he said just yesterday, with a catch in his voice and a tear in his eye.
07-10-19, 11:01 PM
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...can't stand living in California. The weather is nice, but he wishes he was beautiful. Everyone else there is beautiful, just not him. 
07-10-19, 11:07 PM
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During the Summer of Love, he stayed on the sidelines, watching everyone else dancing and partaking in ingesting the many pure forms of the wildly colored universe around him.
07-11-19, 04:04 AM
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Found that the Summer of Love was just too "touchy-feely" for his taste but he thoroughly enjoyed the Winter of His Discontent.
07-11-19, 09:25 AM
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...whenever he's going to San Francisco, he's sure to wear some flowers in his hair.
...whenever he's going to San Francisco, he's sure to wear some flowers in his hair.
07-11-19, 09:26 AM
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...still looking for the gentle people you're gonna find there.
...still looking for the gentle people you're gonna find there.
07-11-19, 01:43 PM
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Couldn't afford the flowers there.
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Still looking for his hair.
07-11-19, 05:19 PM
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...as a part of the whole generation, with a new explanation, his explanation is generational.
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Was the guy selling the brown acid...
07-11-19, 09:57 PM
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...everywhere he looks there are people in motion, people in motion. Sometimes their outlines have funny colors, and they appear to vibrate.
...everywhere he looks there are people in motion, people in motion. Sometimes their outlines have funny colors, and they appear to vibrate.
07-11-19, 11:54 PM
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His town has enacted a ban on plastic fantastic lovers.
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At the outbreak of the Sexual Revolution he volunteered but he never saw any action as he was assigned to a desk job.
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Went to South America to see if the Sexual Revolution rotated in the opposite direction there.
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Was embarrassed by his one note sambas.
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...he has a secret fantasy to throw off his current life, get rid of all his bicycles, move to Argentina, and become a famous tango dancer.
...he has a secret fantasy to throw off his current life, get rid of all his bicycles, move to Argentina, and become a famous tango dancer.
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Plans to move to Uranus, and well, you know...
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Really likes Uranus and has a lot in common with his new neighbors, the Klingons.
07-13-19, 08:14 AM
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...his sumptuous mansion, and a six car garage filled with fleet of custom high end bicycles, were all paid for with the money he made dancing topless on Uranus.
