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07-16-19, 11:01 AM
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Knows not the power of the spork.
07-16-19, 03:49 PM
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...went to last year's Halloween party dressed as a spork. Got drunk, blacked out, and woke up covered in potato salad.
...went to last year's Halloween party dressed as a spork. Got drunk, blacked out, and woke up covered in potato salad.
07-16-19, 07:28 PM
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Will never grok the spork.
07-17-19, 06:07 AM
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Runs like the winded.
07-17-19, 07:19 AM
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...still has the runs. People told him not to drink the water.
...still has the runs. People told him not to drink the water.
07-17-19, 09:12 AM
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...has never pee'd in the back yard.
...has never pee'd in the back yard.
07-17-19, 08:10 PM
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Pees from the safety of his porch.
07-17-19, 08:43 PM
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...all he is saying, is give pee's a chance.
...all he is saying, is give pee's a chance.
07-17-19, 08:57 PM
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Ever since he was a young tyke he’d drop his pants, put his hands on his hips, bend backwards and let it rip shouting “Hey gang, it’s the pee’s arch”.
07-17-19, 10:09 PM
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...he's been using the pseudonym, "I.P. Freely", ever since he first heard it in junior high and thought it was cool.
...he's been using the pseudonym, "I.P. Freely", ever since he first heard it in junior high and thought it was cool.
07-17-19, 10:20 PM
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Uses his coke spork to comb his nits out and scoop them up for an evening snack.
07-18-19, 03:02 PM
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Marching to the beat of his own drummer, he had a Pepsi spork made while everyone else was using coke sporks.
07-18-19, 06:29 PM
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07-18-19, 08:37 PM
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Was the model for that pornographic picture.
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07-18-19, 11:10 PM
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Has no idea what one of those is. Thinks it must involve jelly donuts though as they are the devil's confections.
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07-18-19, 11:12 PM
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OMG that's not a lie about Dynodonn!
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07-19-19, 09:16 AM
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Believes the rumors that dynodonn had his account hacked by the Russians and they posted that file.
07-19-19, 10:52 AM
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Knows that he hacked into Dynodonn's account and posted pictures of himself.
07-19-19, 02:23 PM
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...spends hours every day in his ongoing project to hack into Youporn and Photoshop clothing onto the on screen images.
...spends hours every day in his ongoing project to hack into Youporn and Photoshop clothing onto the on screen images.
07-19-19, 03:03 PM
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50 years ago he was giggling about the pronunciation of Uranus, and still is today.
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Told him that pie was a tool of the devil and he thought donuts were safer.
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Knows it's going to be another weekend of meth and gators, the only question is if the gators are going to be on meth too.
07-19-19, 05:09 PM
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...once posed for a pornographic picture dressed in nothing but gaiters, with a gator strategically positioned over his wee wee.
...once posed for a pornographic picture dressed in nothing but gaiters, with a gator strategically positioned over his wee wee.
