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Old 08-30-15, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by halfspeed
Some might, but I've never met one. Not that it's particularly practical to do so since you can't really exclude someone from slotting in if they're determined to do so.
I realize I'm breaking with tradition by offering a serious answer to a serious question in the context of this particular thread, but here goes:

My Club allows non-members to join a ride once; after that they're expected to join the Club. The way they manage that is pretty simple: You sign up for the ride in advance, on-line...which obviously is impossible if you're not registered in the Club's on-line database. Ride leader gets a pre-populated attendance sheet from these on-line sign-ups, and anyone who shows up at the start of the ride whose name isn't on that sheet gets a "Who the f*ck are you?" (though usually more polite).

And as for non-members joining in the ride after it's already in progress -- i.e., jumping onto our paceline -- presuming we want to discourage that, a quick "Hi, this is a Club ride and our insurance policy forbids non-members from joining" usually does the trick. Especially if you elaborate, like "Hi, this is a Club training ride and our insurance policy forbids non-members from joining these inexperienced beginners", that always scares them off!

Yeah, we can be dicks.

We're also going to yell at you. Seriously.
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Old 08-30-15, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob Ross
Yeah, we can be dicks.

We're also going to yell at you.
So after being a dick and yelling at someone instead of acting like a big boy, are you going to back down if they want to smash you in the face?
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Adults in Lycra and cleats throwing punches? YouTube awaits this hilarity.
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Old 08-30-15, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by halfspeed
It depends upon the ride, the group, where you are and whether or not the ride is publicized. One of the nice things about being a road cyclist is that you can fit in with group rides just about anywhere and I've done so quite often when traveling. I usually make it a point to contact them beforehand explaining my intentions and experience. If I'm just picking up on a group, I watch them from the back first to see if they seem to know what they are doing and then I'll politely ask to join. Some rides are so well known that a large percentage of the participants will be non-locals looking to test their legs. (The Shootout Ride in Tucson is like that.) If you're competent, you can fit in anywhere. I suspect the OP's ride is quite well-known in his locale and lots of n00bs who want to find out if they're fast show up to test their legs, some of them without the requisite skills. Hence, the frustration.
Good post. There are Rides like this all over if you ask around so they are not always a set group just whoever shows up.
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Old 08-30-15, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by f4rrest
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Originally Posted by Lazyass
So after being a dick and yelling at someone instead of acting like a big boy, are you going to back down if they want to smash you in the face?
Aside from the fact that it's a group ride and not a tough guy bar on a Saturday night, why on earth would someone want to start a fight over being excluded when the intentions of the group are made quite clear?
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Old 08-30-15, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by halfspeed
Aside from the fact that it's a group ride and not a tough guy bar on a Saturday night, why on earth would someone want to start a fight over being excluded when the intentions of the group are made quite clear?
I don't know. Why would someone want to be a dick and yell and basically have a little hissyfit towards another grown man on a group ride? Can't you tell a guy to just leave or whatever without being a drama queen?
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Originally Posted by Lazyass
I don't know. Why would someone want to be a dick and yell and basically have a little hissyfit towards another grown man on a group ride? Can't you tell a guy to just leave or whatever without being a drama queen?
You've never been on a fast group ride, have you?
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Originally Posted by halfspeed
You've never been on a fast group ride, have you?
Uh yeah man. But I ride with down to earth people. Deflate your head a little, Lance. Is it a rule where you live that you wannabe World Tour racers have little hissyfits toward other riders instead of being adults? Are you a dick and yelling at a guy one on one or with your buddies around you?
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Old 08-30-15, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Voodoo76
Good post. There are Rides like this all over if you ask around so they are not always a set group just whoever shows up.
The rides I go on don't belong to any one club, team, or shop. They have existed seemingly forever.
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Old 08-30-15, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Lazyass
I don't know. Why would someone want to be a dick and yell and basically have a little hissyfit towards another grown man on a group ride? Can't you tell a guy to just leave or whatever without being a drama queen?
If that grown man is doing dangerous stuff, try a calm tone at 27 to 30mph. Note your results.
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Old 08-30-15, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Lazyass
So after being a dick and yelling at someone instead of acting like a big boy, are you going to back down if they want to smash you in the face?
What kind of roads do you ride on - what kind of groups are there in your area? Do you get to see cat fights, too?
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Old 08-30-15, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by EventServices
If that grown man is doing dangerous stuff, try a calm tone at 27 to 30mph. Note your results.
That's not blazing speed, but what is the required speed that separates talking like an adult and having a hissyfit?
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Old 08-30-15, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by kbarch
What kind of roads do you ride on - what kind of groups are there in your area? Do you get to see cat fights, too?
I've lived and ridden with groups in a lot of places, including Burlington County, NJ and Princeton. Probably many more places than you. Never seen a cat fight but I've never seen anyone behave like you guys talk about. Racing is a different matter but we're talking about local group rides. Some of you need to come down to earth.
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Originally Posted by EventServices
If that grown man is doing dangerous stuff, try a calm tone at 27 to 30mph. Note your results.

No offense but why does it seem that only you experience these random and dangerous rookies jumping into your line?
It has been noted by other people in this thread that you have posted about this more then once.
And where is there an endless supply of who you categorize as rookies or dangerous jerks that have enough skill and training to even be catching and hanging with a 30 mph pace line?
These random riders have trained long and hard enough to get that fast without learning any rules?
Riiiiiight....
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Old 08-30-15, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by bakes1
No offense but why does it seem that only you experience these random and dangerous rookies jumping into your line?
It has been noted by other people in this thread that you have posted about this more then once.
And where is there an endless supply of who you categorize as rookies or dangerous jerks that have enough skill and training to even be catching and hanging with a 30 mph pace line?
These random riders have trained long and hard enough to get that fast without learning any rules?
Riiiiiight....
Strong athletes come to cycling from other sports and are often able to generate quite a bit of power rather quickly. It's not at all uncommon.
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Originally Posted by Lazyass
Uh yeah man. But I ride with down to earth people. Deflate your head a little, Lance. Is it a rule where you live that you wannabe World Tour racers have little hissyfits toward other riders instead of being adults? Are you a dick and yelling at a guy one on one or with your buddies around you?
The fact that you can't seem to communicate without mischaracterizing what I'm saying or doing so in an insulting manner says quite a bit about who might actually be "a dick".
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Reading thru this thread only vindicates my judgement to ride totally alone.
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Reading thru this thread only vindicates my judgement to ride totally alone.
Your loss.
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Originally Posted by bakes1
No offense but why does it seem that only you experience these random and dangerous rookies jumping into your line?
It has been noted by other people in this thread that you have posted about this more then once.
And where is there an endless supply of who you categorize as rookies or dangerous jerks that have enough skill and training to even be catching and hanging with a 30 mph pace line?
These random riders have trained long and hard enough to get that fast without learning any rules?
Riiiiiight....
*cough* triathletes *cough*
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Will there be a party for the ten year anniversary of this elite thread?

1st jun 2016, keep it free in your calendars.
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Old 08-30-15, 07:12 PM
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*cough* triathletes *cough*
We have a winner.
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Originally Posted by halfspeed
Your loss.
Nope - no loss. I ride to clear my head, among other things. Don't need posers or attitudes, or stupid spandex plastered with some dreck corporate logos. There's too much advertising in this world already. You want to pass - be my guest. Just don't then tuck in, right in front of me. You're going to pass? Then pass and keep going. I won't get in your way - don't get in mine.
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Originally Posted by 72SuperSport
Nope - no loss. I ride to clear my head, among other things. Don't need posers or attitudes, or stupid spandex plastered with some dreck corporate logos. There's too much advertising in this world already. You want to pass - be my guest. Just don't then tuck in, right in front of me. You're going to pass? Then pass and keep going. I won't get in your way - don't get in mine.
Then just hold your line and quit swerving.
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