Tips for becoming a roadie...funny
02-06-08, 06:50 PM
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02-06-08, 09:39 PM
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4. Beware of triathletes.
02-07-08, 10:01 AM
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02-07-08, 10:09 AM
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Has anyone cross posted this in the road forum ?
Has anyone cross posted this in the road forum ?
02-07-08, 11:26 AM
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It's a well-known fact that roadies bind their arms to their sides when not riding bikes, doing everything they can to facilitate the atrophy of these non-contributing limbs.
02-07-08, 12:28 PM
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02-12-08, 10:05 AM
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#8 - when a mountain biker turns roadie, they must learn the high art of looking down one'as nose without tripping.
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02-12-08, 10:39 PM
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To the OP Great post.
To the OP Great post.
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