They love the dog but send the kid out on this bike.
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They love the dog but send the kid out on this bike.
TV Commercial for Blue Buffalo Christmas Treats. I thought I noticed something.
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Highest price dog food and a bike from Walmart with a backward fork. Poor kid. Lucky dog.
Usually it's married couples without children that buy the expensive dog food. My dog likes Costco and Trader Joe's.
Usually it's married couples without children that buy the expensive dog food. My dog likes Costco and Trader Joe's.
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The kid is an indigo child. That's how they roll.
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I dont wear glasses, but boy you guys have better eyes than me. I see the handlebars are angled towards the kid, but I cant see that the fork is backwards. I dont see a Vbrake, so its backwards, but i dont see one behind the fork either.
Funny error by the props people.
Funny error by the props people.
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And a kickstand poking out. Wonder if they sharpened to make sure it cuts an artery?
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On the old Lassie TV show, Lassie would have fixed the bike after Timmy fell off it into a well.
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The Littlest Hobo would have taken the kids wallet and led him to a bike shop. Probably a bike shop run by Donald Sutherland or Al Waxman; hopefully not a bike shop run by Gordon Jump.
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Oh ffs.
If a kid bike seems expensive consider that a 5-speed Stingray adjusted for inflation would be >$500
If a kid bike seems expensive consider that a 5-speed Stingray adjusted for inflation would be >$500
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I’m surprised the kid didn’t hop back off the bike and say, “Dude, this thing is effed up.”
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If you watch the video, the kid is onscreen maybe a second and a half. A second later, and his bike burst into flames. Bad setup can kill.
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His helmet is on wrong, too; too high in the front. And I don't see a front brake on there at all.
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Kids are easy and fun to replace (or better yet keep it under wraps and just go through the motions which are the real fun part). I don't want to have to replace my canine family.
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Motor-paced (AKA stayer) bikes had reversed forks & smaller front wheel to allow closer distance to the motorcycle. The geometry looked weird & unstable but somehow it worked. The commercial is weird.though. In past decades tv commercials with bike riders usually showed them wobbling about like newbies, now the actors usually look to be fairly skilled.