scott77

so yeah, i've never owned any sort of road/track style bike before this one. i've got an apadravya and have come to the conclusion that it is quite uncomfortable when riding.

i have the ****ty stock seat on my kilo tt, so i don't know how much i can blame it. anyone else have this sort of "problem"? got any suggestions as to how i can alleviate the discomfort?

Tully

Don't put frackin' holes in your weiner.

BostonFixed

Tmi

Fugazi Dave

Get a guiche...

steveknight

recumbent.

Retem

dude the tante hole in those saddles bug me get a normal sadlle you'll be fine

barba

I am pretty sure this isn't on the design considerations list for saddle makers.

Raising your bars so you are a little more upright may help.

scott77

yeah whats up with that anyway, its like a fart tube

explody pup

Or just don't sit down. Once your thighs are big enough you can do Hulk impersonations and rip your pants by flexing...

Landgolier

It's to prevent pressure along the centerline of the taint area from messing your junk up. I'd keep it, as it sounds like you're the kind of person who doesn't want to f*** around with wimpy stuff like bike seats for messing your junk up.

Seriously though, I'm trying to figure out how this could be a problem, and I'm not really seeing it. I would try wearing bike shorts or at least briefs with some spandex content and keep everything hoisted a little higher and see if that helps.

BroMax

Could you keep it out of the way by suspending it from your nipple ring with a bit of string or something? If you don't have a nipple ring, maybe you could suspend it from a necklace.

dmg

You could always go with one of these: . I would imagine a hornless seat would side-step the issue.

scott77

the front of the seat pushes the piercing up, so instead of it resting naturally on the top ball of the piercing, its sticking up a bit. like picture someone with a tongue piercing, but pushing the bar up against the bottom of their tongue so it sticks out the top...

scott77

Serendipper 

PUT THIS IN THE DIY THREAD< IMMEDIATELY!

Nouia

Like Landgolier said, I think getting more "support" in the form of biking shorts or compression shorts will really help you out. It's all about getting the glans up and away from any chaffing, moving, body parts. Maybe get a shorter stem and tilt the seat up a bit, so most of your weight is on your a** bone as it should be and not on your delicate equipment.

onetwentyeight 

jeebus. its getting all BME up in SSFG today.

luvthemas

Rugen

Duct tape.

DasProfezzional

So, it's been asked before, but it can't be asked enough. Why would you put another set of holes in your peeny? Can't nobody see it except your loved ones, if they don't flee at its sight. I suppose it's a good conversational element:

Man #1: Hello!
You: How are you?
Man #1: Well, my mother just died. In a car crash. With a spiked wall on fire.
You: Hmm...
{An uncomfortable pause ensues.}
You: You know, my cock is pierced.
Man #1: No foolin'?!?
Man #2: Hoo-ah! Thanks, You, for salvaging that situation in which I was not involved!

scott77

hahaha. as to the reason, it's mostly kinda personal, in that i did it for me because i just wanted to. most girls love it, but it has its occasional downsides.

godless scum

i've never had an issue with my large gauge PA. even in the summer when i'm not wearing tights... just kinda, y'know... arrange things every so often.....

freebird

I like the hole that my PA left. If I forget to cover it with my finger I pee allover my leg.

It's super modern primative.

scott77

my old roomies used to always ***** about me leaving piss all over the bathroom floor after a late night bathroom trip. damn women...

soze

You're complaining about an apa? I ride with a 7/16" steel plug in my hood. You'll be fine, just pack your ween so it stands up.

If that doesn't work you can always see if you can get a flexible Bioplast or PTFE barbell from your piercer or BAF.

onetwentyeight - I was thinking the same thing.