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Old 09-11-05, 08:58 AM
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Note to self: Dont leave butt cream on desk when guests come over....

especially when they are college chicks you are trying to get into your bed....
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Originally Posted by AEsco48
especially when they are college chicks you are trying to get into your bed....
Doh!
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Old 09-11-05, 09:13 AM
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Just ask them to apply it for you.
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ky?
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Originally Posted by bbp
ky?
good point, it was probably the new massage stuff. But put into the case for the butt cream. Ha Butt Cream!
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I actually find it to be quite the converstion starter...
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Not when the bottle sais BUTT
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haha nice
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I like the ASSos myself.
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Should have told her it was for her

"Wow, you're soooooooo kinky!"
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See the actual trick is having so much bike crap in ones dorm room that that butt butter can be brushed off by just saying "More bike crap" of course you could also try "With that stuff I can stay in the saddle for 6 hours, you want to try to top that?"
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Originally Posted by AEsco48
especially when they are college chicks you are trying to get into your bed....
ha ha
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Originally Posted by pinky
See the actual trick is having so much bike crap in ones dorm room that that butt butter can be brushed off by just saying "More bike crap" of course you could also try "With that stuff I can stay in the saddle for 6 hours, you want to try to top that?"
It'd work on me! (Oh my god, did I just say that out loud?)
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Usually when people write notes to self, they don't post it on a forum, they actually keep it to themselves. LOL.
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It doesn't seem to bother some people.

See post #16

Eeeeewwwww.... There are so many things wrong with that picture that you'd need a calculator to add them all up.
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haha, a funny pic right along these lines...only SO MUCH worse

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especially when they are college chicks you are trying to get into your bed....
oh well, you'll be a big hit with 1/5 guys.
 
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Originally Posted by catatonic
haha, a funny pic right along these lines...only SO MUCH worse

yuck, those two have sex?
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Originally Posted by shimanopower
yuck, those two have sex?
look at it this way: at least they won't be having kids.
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Originally Posted by Flippin Sweet
It'd work on me! (Oh my god, did I just say that out loud?)
New mental note...
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I second that
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Mine nestles safely in the medicine closet in the Bathroom... If a girl goes though it.. she has already been here for the night ...
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Originally Posted by jhota
look at it this way: at least they won't be having kids.
Now that's funny.
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