Getting Faster
09-13-15, 10:12 AM
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Getting Faster
Hello. I like to think I'm a pretty fast rider. I'm usually 2 or 3 in our group rides. The group I ride with is made up of all fast riders and is ultra competitive. I want to give myself an "edge". I'm thinking of doing a couple of cycles of e p o. If things go well and I get good results I want to enter some local amateur races. My goal is to eventually get sponsored.
Also. I'm 23 years old. I currently ride @ 200 miles a week.
Also. I'm 23 years old. I currently ride @ 200 miles a week.
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09-13-15, 10:24 AM
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I'm new here.
09-13-15, 11:11 AM
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Sounds like a solid plan. Shoot up every other day.
BTW, I think we need a new subforum for all the parody and troll posts.
PS, ****
BTW, I think we need a new subforum for all the parody and troll posts.
PS, ****
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09-13-15, 11:18 AM
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This is a terrible troll......too obvious. Seriously, up your game.
09-13-15, 11:22 AM
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You can get a hematocrit centrifuge on ebay for like $100.
Veternary EPO. Medical supplies on Amazon or a large animal supply store like Tractor Supply.
Do HGH, steroids, and EPO for a few years WITHOUT COMPETING. Then quit the drugs for a while and begin racing.
You will enjoy the benefits for years without even breaking the rules. Look at Valverde. Big doper then, but still fast.
Veternary EPO. Medical supplies on Amazon or a large animal supply store like Tractor Supply.
Do HGH, steroids, and EPO for a few years WITHOUT COMPETING. Then quit the drugs for a while and begin racing.
You will enjoy the benefits for years without even breaking the rules. Look at Valverde. Big doper then, but still fast.
09-13-15, 11:31 AM
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Hello. I like to think I'm a pretty fast rider. I'm usually 2 or 3 in our group rides. The group I ride with is made up of all fast riders and is ultra competitive. I want to give myself an "edge". I'm thinking of doing a couple of cycles of e p o. If things go well and I get good results I want to enter some local amateur races. My goal is to eventually get sponsored.
Also. I'm 23 years old. I currently ride @ 200 miles a week.
Also. I'm 23 years old. I currently ride @ 200 miles a week.
You need to bump your mileage to 41 per day
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Until you get your hematocrit over 60, you're nothing.
09-13-15, 12:01 PM
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I can dial it up to 400 watts without epo. Just imagine how sponsored I could get with epo !
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Wow!
"If you need epo just to get sponsored, you must really suck at cycling."
are you sponsored? I just want to have an edge. I'm not looking to join a team and make money. I already have plenty of money. I just want to do amateur racing road and mountain bike races. I put in plenty of time in the saddle. Cycling is my full time job. As I said before, I already have plenty of money. I just want people to admire me. I want to see the competition cringe when I show up for a ride or race.
"If you need epo just to get sponsored, you must really suck at cycling."
are you sponsored? I just want to have an edge. I'm not looking to join a team and make money. I already have plenty of money. I just want to do amateur racing road and mountain bike races. I put in plenty of time in the saddle. Cycling is my full time job. As I said before, I already have plenty of money. I just want people to admire me. I want to see the competition cringe when I show up for a ride or race.
09-13-15, 02:50 PM
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Hard to say. Tough competition in the bad troll department.
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Tough competition indeed but I stand by my original statement. A good troll ideally needs to be able to trick people that what they are posting might be real and genuine. As the say: "You can fool some of the people some of the time" but this guy hasn't fooled anyone.
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