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Old 01-27-18, 03:14 PM
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His whole cloth prevarications are just chock full of fiber and essential fatty acids and are part of a healthy breakfast.
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Old 01-27-18, 06:45 PM
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Unlike a Florida mayor, he only takes a bag full cash into Dunkin Donuts, and sticks to his story that he takes nothing out since he eats all of the donuts there. He's always exclaiming "My story maybe full of "holes", but it's the truth, and I'll swear on a stack of assorted donuts too!"
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Is seeing a slander therapist to help him work on his truth impediment.
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Humbly wears his merkin hair shirt.
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Has a cold so the fact that their own hair shirt was made in a sweat shop has not dawned on them yet.
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Invited the gang over last night to watch the video of his latest colonoscopy.
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Old 01-28-18, 10:23 PM
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Was sure Carly Simon sang You're So Vein and was ready to demand it be moved to Pills and Ills if posted.
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His surgical staff regularly hears the sound of the Operation Game buzzer, just before any of his surgical procedures.
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Is Dr. Rollfast's favorite patient.
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His wife is still trying to put enough bottles in front of him to have him sign his frontal labotomy papers.
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Would rather have a bottle in front of him than a frontal lobotomy.
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Would rather have his bird in his hand than put it in the bush.
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Was paying attention to the fish sonar when the ship hit the iceberg.
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When he lost a six pack of Budweiser overboard, he mourned for days.
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After hearing this he volunteered to help with fish rehab.
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Operates a black market to supply rabbits with Trix® cereal.
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Turns Trix on a daily basis............into waste management material.
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Has a group of Hawaiian stoner buddies he calls the Coco Puffs.
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To this day, he still harbors ill will in the fact that Mikey had edged him out on his Life achievements.
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After his first High School PE class was known by the nickname Grape Nuts.
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Is hoping that the line of port-a-johns in the front yard will keep the curious at bay for this year's big Super Bowel party. Plans include multiple big screens displaying colonoscopys from around the world, a half time buffet with a variety of laxatives, stool softeners and barium laden chili washed down with untreated water imported directly from a variety of third world countries. Pregame all you can eat sliders, post game parting gifts of commercial sized rolls of toilet paper and a swinging after party for the truly brave featuring do it yourself enemas.
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His MiraLax laced Jello shots are no longer a hit at any of his company parties, though there is still hope, since no one at any of his family reunions have caught on.
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Could serve the same Jello shots at his family reunion as it's one of the foods they can eat without teef.
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After consulting with his attorney, he's been advised to only tell fake lies from here on out.
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