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Old 01-02-20, 03:47 PM
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Still lies like it was the last century.
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...has a deep appreciation of my role as an internet influencer.
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Old 01-02-20, 08:50 PM
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An "under the" influencer...
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...thinks "social media" is one of the diseases you get if you don't use "protection".
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As a Social Medium, he has an uncanny ability to contact those using inadequate protection.
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Old 01-03-20, 05:14 AM
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He's Proud to be Part of The Problem.
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Old 01-03-20, 08:03 AM
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Is neither solute, nor solution.
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...just like his avatar photo, he finds himself offering a friendly salute to anyone he encounters in daily life. Always chips in a remark in the " Wave/ Don't Wave ? " threads.
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In a never ending quest for efficiency he only waves with his middle finger.

"I'm a busy man and it lets people know how I appreciate them..." he told Stan Back Mofo, street beat writer the Peoria Spot News.
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...this is the reason he is permanently banned from all the "Wave/Don't Wave" threads.
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Hit hard by a sneaker wave woke with a natural weave.
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Already broke his New Year Resolution "To put pants on then shoes" in a rather sad display of incompetence this morning.
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...already broke his resolution for the new year to wear pants.
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Such a bad liar his pants never catch fire...
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...puts his pants on both legs at the same time, just like everyone else.
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Has already made his Christmas socks into puppets. He warned them not to join BF for his sake.
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...rolls up his pants legs and shaves his legs to go faster on his Rollfast's.
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Livens up his no-pants rides by wearing a piece of cod tied around his waist.
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Livens up his no-pants ride by removing his saddle from the post.
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Well trained in the “post up” move and is thinking of patenting a mechanical Bull with hinky moves.
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Plays 3-on-3 with hipster hamsters. Finds out quickly his trunks are just too baggy.
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His favorite lunch is a hamster sandwich; hamster on rye with Swiss, mayo and mustard.
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Still trying to farm coffee beans in his yard for Dunkin; but can't get the decaf beans to grow.
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