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Old 02-17-20, 07:17 AM
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His android dreams of eclectic sheep.

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Old 02-17-20, 10:46 AM
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His adenoids dream of having a sexy name like uvula.
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...he's an "accident" waiting to happen.
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His "accident" has happened...
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...he's a happy "accident".
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His “accidental” policy gave him false teeth.
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Is still dreaming of a white Christmas, except everything's on sale.
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In another life, he was Charlie Brown’s kite.
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Thinks his nickname "Lightning" comes from the static electricity his ugly sweaters generate.
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That's not his magnetic personality, it's a Delco 6x9 magnet in his trousers.
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...in real life, he is Theron Q. Dumont, the alter ego of William W. Atkinson, famed author of many seminal works on personal magnetism.
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Old 02-19-20, 05:16 PM
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Even the organ donation societies don't want him, they have enough Abbey Normal parts already.
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Thinks "seminal works" involves porn and personal lubricant.
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Took his mission to disseminate seriously, leaving him that empty feeling of being in the clutches of a communist plot.
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Takes his daily voodoo pilgrimages to KFC for the all drumstick bucket VERY seriously, always praying next to the broiler.
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KFC Board of Directors just promoted him to Chief Chicken Choker for his seminal work behind the scenes.
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Is always extra crispy, never regular.
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It's been said his biscuits are mighty flaky and dry.
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It's when he's going downhill that he does his level best.
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His bar pickup line “Look, I’m going to level with you” has made him a favorite at Bears N Beers.
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Gave up lieing for the first 15 minutes of Lent, proudly proclaiming a new personal best.
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Had heard he was putting of his laundry for lint, the details remain rather fuzzy.
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In the online community of prevaricators, he is known for his clear-eyed stoicism; as he opens this thread he is heard to say"Today is a good day to lie!"
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Won't be getting into any suitcases during his next game of hide and seek.
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It's too rough when he leaves the driving to Greyhound, and then there are those pesky officers always bothering him. Samsonite is not cheap.
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