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02-17-20, 07:17 AM
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His android dreams of eclectic sheep.
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His adenoids dream of having a sexy name like uvula.
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...he's an "accident" waiting to happen.
...he's an "accident" waiting to happen.
02-17-20, 02:21 PM
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His "accident" has happened...
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...he's a happy "accident". 
02-17-20, 03:47 PM
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His “accidental” policy gave him false teeth.
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Is still dreaming of a white Christmas, except everything's on sale.
02-18-20, 05:30 AM
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Thinks his nickname "Lightning" comes from the static electricity his ugly sweaters generate.
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That's not his magnetic personality, it's a Delco 6x9 magnet in his trousers.
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...in real life, he is Theron Q. Dumont, the alter ego of William W. Atkinson, famed author of many seminal works on personal magnetism.
...in real life, he is Theron Q. Dumont, the alter ego of William W. Atkinson, famed author of many seminal works on personal magnetism.
02-19-20, 05:16 PM
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Even the organ donation societies don't want him, they have enough Abbey Normal parts already.
02-19-20, 05:20 PM
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Thinks "seminal works" involves porn and personal lubricant.
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Took his mission to disseminate seriously, leaving him that empty feeling of being in the clutches of a communist plot.
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02-21-20, 03:40 AM
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Takes his daily voodoo pilgrimages to KFC for the all drumstick bucket VERY seriously, always praying next to the broiler.
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02-21-20, 06:19 AM
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KFC Board of Directors just promoted him to Chief Chicken Choker for his seminal work behind the scenes.
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Is always extra crispy, never regular.
02-23-20, 09:27 PM
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It's been said his biscuits are mighty flaky and dry.
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02-25-20, 06:18 AM
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It's when he's going downhill that he does his level best.
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His bar pickup line “Look, I’m going to level with you” has made him a favorite at Bears N Beers.
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Gave up lieing for the first 15 minutes of Lent, proudly proclaiming a new personal best.
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Had heard he was putting of his laundry for lint, the details remain rather fuzzy.
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In the online community of prevaricators, he is known for his clear-eyed stoicism; as he opens this thread he is heard to say"Today is a good day to lie!"
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Won't be getting into any suitcases during his next game of hide and seek.
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It's too rough when he leaves the driving to Greyhound, and then there are those pesky officers always bothering him. Samsonite is not cheap.
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