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Old 11-23-20, 09:37 PM
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“The serial number says 2002, so why does the bike look 50 years older than that?”
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Old 11-24-20, 01:07 AM
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Who the hell gun blues a bicycle frame?
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Old 11-24-20, 03:24 AM
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Why does the fixed cup come out like its supposed too and why is it still in such good shape.
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Old 11-24-20, 06:11 AM
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Why are the brake cables going to the wrong levers? Who brakes the front with their dominant hand?
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Old 11-24-20, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Lemond1985
"Is the stuff in that water bottle, water ... like from the toilet?"
"Should've been drinking Brawndo! The thirst mutilator! It's got electrolytes!"

Also "i thought by 2011 they weren't building bikes out of steel anymore. WTF is a Guru?"
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Old 11-24-20, 08:10 AM
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"does anyone know where I can buy one of these obsolete weird size tyres"
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Old 11-24-20, 08:11 AM
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“No wonder they’re extinct.”
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Old 11-24-20, 08:16 AM
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“This must have been built before The New Green Deal had them all imprisoned. But it looks like they were recycling...?”
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Old 11-24-20, 08:59 AM
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Anyone know where I can get some 26" mtb tires?

Response will probably go something like yeah kenda still makes some.
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Old 11-24-20, 11:09 PM
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They will be amazed and astounded at the magnificent skills displayed in the precision of the assembling and absolutely staggered by the attention to detail. Stunned, they will exclaim, "The Work Of A Master!"

pretty sure that's how it'll go considering the sh@t that passes for work these days
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Old 11-24-20, 11:57 PM
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"Get a load of all those dumb stickers... hope you had fun being 'edgy,' doofus."
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Old 11-25-20, 12:27 AM
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Oh good lord, another of those stupid early 21st century noisy assed freehubs. I'm so glad that was short lived.
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Old 11-25-20, 07:02 AM
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"I found an old bike with some weird brakes that squeeze the rims. It it even safe to ride?"
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It says these wheels were built in 2020....should I wear a mask?
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Old 11-25-20, 08:54 AM
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I hope they say: "I can't believe this survived the turn everything into a fixie craze!"
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Old 11-25-20, 10:50 AM
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"This is pre-war stuff."
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Old 11-25-20, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by RobbieTunes
"This is pre-war stuff."
But in 40 years? Which War?!
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Old 11-25-20, 11:01 AM
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Man, this guy must have been tall, and how did he wrap the bars without any tape at the top.
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Old 11-25-20, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Bianchi84
But in 40 years? Which War?!
2nd Civil. Perhaps a couple more smaller conflicts when one side realizes it has no food.
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Old 11-25-20, 06:10 PM
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Old 11-25-20, 06:17 PM
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Why is there an unused condom in the handlebar? https://www.bikeforums.net/classic-v...-first-me.html
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Old 11-26-20, 10:14 AM
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Funny, none of these bearings look 80 years old....
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What’s that smell?
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Originally Posted by downtube42
Oh good lord, another of those stupid early 21st century noisy assed freehubs. I'm so glad that was short lived.
Amen to that!
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