What is a Fred?
01-04-17, 05:13 PM
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What is a Fred?
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Freds are fine. What you want to avoid becoming is a poseur.
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Ok, that's good to know, but what is a fred? I've noticed the term being used disparagingly, but I don't know why.
Thanks for the heads up. I don't think that's ever been a problem for me. If I had to guess, I'd say it's probably someone who has an expensive bike but doesn't use it(?). Or maybe someone who wears his gear everywhere.
I'm not even sure how to be a poseur vis-à-vis bike culture/lifestyle.
I've been seen riding a bike dressed like Junior Samples, so I think that shouldn't be a problem for me
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01-04-17, 05:39 PM
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A Fred is anyone that posts on a bike forum. Too late for you.
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01-04-17, 06:14 PM
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I identify as a Fred. My bike has a bell and my legs are gloriously unshaven.
IMO, the one sure identifier of a poseur is if your annual BF post count exceeds your annual mileage count. I'm sure there's at least a few of them on here somewhere.
IMO, the one sure identifier of a poseur is if your annual BF post count exceeds your annual mileage count. I'm sure there's at least a few of them on here somewhere.
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Unless your name actually is Fred, in which case you've managed to reverse the curse and are free to continue.
You lose points, however, if you only achieve Fred-ness by anagramming your name. I might qualify with the "ph" subbing for the "f" but still lack a "d."
"Fred" is a derisive term used by "serious" road cyclists to describe other cyclists who do not conform to serious road cyclists' norms with regard to dress and equipment, and appear amateurish to them. The term is generally reserved for men, while the rare female Fred is sometimes called a "Doris."
You lose points, however, if you only achieve Fred-ness by anagramming your name. I might qualify with the "ph" subbing for the "f" but still lack a "d."
"Fred" is a derisive term used by "serious" road cyclists to describe other cyclists who do not conform to serious road cyclists' norms with regard to dress and equipment, and appear amateurish to them. The term is generally reserved for men, while the rare female Fred is sometimes called a "Doris."
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There was a wikipedia article, but the thought-police deleted it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipe...ed_(bicycling)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipe...ed_(bicycling)
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Traditionally, a Fred was a rider who didn't care about having the latest equipment or looking pro. Fred was self-reliant and utilitarian. Commuters, tourers, and car-free folks tend to Fredness. Signs of Fredness include racks, frame pumps, fenders, lights and blinkies, unshaven legs. But because Fred rides year round and in all kinds of weather, Fred can ride you off his wheel.
The poseur, on the other hand, is all bike and no legs.
The poseur, on the other hand, is all bike and no legs.
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Traditionally, a Fred was a rider who didn't care about having the latest equipment or looking pro. Fred was self-reliant and utilitarian. Commuters, tourers, and car-free folks tend to Fredness. Signs of Fredness include racks, frame pumps, fenders, lights and blinkies, unshaven legs. But because Fred rides year round and in all kinds of weather, Fred can ride you off his wheel.
The poseur, on the other hand, is all bike and no legs.
The poseur, on the other hand, is all bike and no legs.
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was probably channeling my inner Fred Monday. ditching the non cycling gear would have been a step in the right direction. in the woods it didn't matter, but in the city it was a bit dorky
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Traditionally, a Fred was a rider who didn't care about having the latest equipment or looking pro. Fred was self-reliant and utilitarian. Commuters, tourers, and car-free folks tend to Fredness. Signs of Fredness include racks, frame pumps, fenders, lights and blinkies, unshaven legs. But because Fred rides year round and in all kinds of weather, Fred can ride you off his wheel.
The poseur, on the other hand, is all bike and no legs.
The poseur, on the other hand, is all bike and no legs.
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You know this is going to morph into a Fred photo contest now.
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You can have the best of both worlds: Be a Fred when you do your errands on your single speed.., wear a boonie hat and even the tell-tale sandals. Even old ladies will snicker. Then, go home and get suited up and head out your door with your customized Scott Foil to the adulation of crowds of paparazzi. They'll never believe you are the same rider who was on the J.C Higgins with flies and dogs chasing him. You can have it all.
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Seems like a lot of hobbies or interests have "those people." I've seen them in a lot of different groups. They talk the talk and look the part but don't walk the walk.
01-04-17, 08:12 PM
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Most people posting on BF are Freds when you scratch the surface, so you can interpolate it from there. Some of us take it a step or two further.