Lance pooped and the world twittered.
02-16-09, 07:43 AM
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Lance pooped and the world twittered.
for you, g.
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
02-16-09, 08:39 AM
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I'm torn. Would the this thread have been better titled "Lance Twittered and the World Pooped" or "Lance Pooped on the World as he Twittered"?
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
02-16-09, 08:51 AM
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
02-16-09, 08:57 AM
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02-16-09, 08:59 AM
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I ate ice cream last night for the first time in months. Someone Twitter it. Whatever that means.
02-16-09, 09:53 AM
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what is this twitter you speak of? and when did lance from that boy band start racing bicycles?
02-16-09, 10:36 AM
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Mods, please move this to "Bored Roadies" thread.
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02-16-09, 11:06 AM
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Are we sure that the world twittering did not cause lance to poop?
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02-16-09, 11:16 AM
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There's probably rodent poop in the peanut butter ones.
02-16-09, 11:40 AM
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02-16-09, 11:54 AM
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You won't get any argument from me. But there is a method to my madness...if we get enough silly, stoopid, worthless Lance threads like this, sooner or later they will all be merged into one giant Lance thread (like the one you tried to start - it was a good idea and effort, but doomed from the start) by the mods, and they will put the hammer down enforcing it for at least the length of the TOC. I can haz kidneys for brains and can uze them for good, not teh evil.
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
