Milwaukee named the drunkenest city in America
08-23-06, 07:08 PM
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Milwaukee named the drunkenest city in America
It's confirmed kids.
https://www.forbes.com/entrepreneurs/...0822intro.html
Second place? The Minneapple.
Var-sity! Var-sity!
U-rah-rah! Wisconsin!
Praise to thee we sing
Praise to thee our Alma Mater
U-rah-rah, Wisconsin!
Now everybody polka! Here's something good to know. Milwaukee chicks love to polka. It's the spanish fly of the south side.
https://www.forbes.com/entrepreneurs/...0822intro.html
Second place? The Minneapple.
Var-sity! Var-sity!
U-rah-rah! Wisconsin!
Praise to thee we sing
Praise to thee our Alma Mater
U-rah-rah, Wisconsin!
Now everybody polka! Here's something good to know. Milwaukee chicks love to polka. It's the spanish fly of the south side.
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08-23-06, 08:32 PM
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My girlfriend used to do a polka radio show, and ended up going to a few polka festivals. Her theory is this:
Polka makes you ugly.
Polka makes you ugly.
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Somewhere in their hearts all chicks dig the polka. It's unexplainable, I know.
Maybe it's the twirling and the skirts and the smell of beer in a gal's hair as she grinds out a hard 'r' (yah you really creamed 'em in that last frame it sure is warrrm in here whattya say we go outside, eh) and that and all that is the milwaukee merenge for lurve. Chicago rocks it, too.
Maybe it's the twirling and the skirts and the smell of beer in a gal's hair as she grinds out a hard 'r' (yah you really creamed 'em in that last frame it sure is warrrm in here whattya say we go outside, eh) and that and all that is the milwaukee merenge for lurve. Chicago rocks it, too.
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I have visited there a few times and I can agree. Milwaukee rocks. I have had good luck with women there as well. I guess they aren't used to guys without mullets, copstaches, and beer keg bellys. Of course the reader is excluded, as we know we are cool.
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congrats milwaukee
a drinking related topic so i thought it appropriate here:
https://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=487336
https://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=487336
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A scene from one of the stops on a recent drunk ride here:
200 bikers drained that keg in 30min, then it became part of the derby. We soon headed on to more stops, to finish the 17 (confirmed) cases that were in tow, and whatever else people were carrying. Some of us then headed on to close down a bar...
Nah, Minneapolis can't be #2. You can't buy real beer outside of a liquor store, and even then not after 10pm at the latest, not at all on Sundays...
200 bikers drained that keg in 30min, then it became part of the derby. We soon headed on to more stops, to finish the 17 (confirmed) cases that were in tow, and whatever else people were carrying. Some of us then headed on to close down a bar...
Nah, Minneapolis can't be #2. You can't buy real beer outside of a liquor store, and even then not after 10pm at the latest, not at all on Sundays...
