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Old 07-01-18, 07:55 AM
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Wins every bicycle race that he enters, and was heard commenting, " I just cannot find a heavy enough bike to give the competition a chance for a closer second place"
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Often compared to Eddy Merckx, only a fat, slow, easily beaten Eddie Merckx.
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Has Ed McMahon, Edd Hall and Eddie Merckx following him, it worries him, one is living.
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He has only one voice inside his head, and it's continually saying, " Oh, Wilber".
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That's no lie, he's seen my teeth.
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Not to mention the long face...
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Don't forget the laugh.
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Old 07-02-18, 11:32 AM
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His mother is a car.
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oddly enough numbered #54
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Likes to have scrambled eggs and hash tags for breakfast.
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All of his lies are truths in the southern hemisphere.
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Old 07-02-18, 10:55 PM
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When all of his business ventures ended up going South on him, he quickly decided to move to Australia in his hopes of catching them.
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That's no lie...

THIS IS A LIE...
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The moon hit his eye like a big pizza pie, that's annoying.
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Thiks Dominos is fine Italian cuisine.
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His idea of a royal couple is a Whopper with fries .
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Signed a Declaration of Independence from Reality on this day.
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Tried to sign a similar document from the wife's honeydo list, but was quickly burned up in the fireworks that followed.
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His nose was longer than a telephone wire, the plastic surgery was only partly successful because the guide picture was SquidPuppet's.
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Tries to eat a minimum of three square meals a day , in his goal of being able to wear pants like his lifelong idol, Sponge Bob.
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In summer he makes quite a fashion statement in his polka dot lederhosen.
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He has recently decided to no longer sun himself at the beach after dining at Dunkin Donuts, since the last outing caused a great commotion involving many marine mammal experts, bystanders, and emergency personnel in their making efforts in helping him return to the water.
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Has the fat part down; now he's reaching for sassy.
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