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Old 06-22-20, 03:46 PM
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...a certified instructor for the Red Cross, he once taught CPR to John Belushi. Often wonders why it was not more apparent that it should have been Belushi's girlfriend registered for that class.
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Old 06-22-20, 03:48 PM
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...there are lines he won't cross in pursuit of a cheap laugh.
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Old 06-22-20, 07:12 PM
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A profligate liar wearing slander like dirty tighty whiteys.
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Old 06-22-20, 07:44 PM
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Old 06-22-20, 09:29 PM
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Old 06-23-20, 06:17 AM
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Forgoes shoes for naked prancing.
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...has a long established bookmark on the Prancercise video.
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Old 06-23-20, 09:03 AM
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Old 06-23-20, 03:28 PM
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Old 06-23-20, 08:41 PM
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His favourite actor is Carrot Top.
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Old 06-23-20, 11:17 PM
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For many years, he loved listening to performances done by Marcel Marceau.
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Old 06-24-20, 08:07 AM
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Is both old and in the way.
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Old 06-24-20, 08:14 AM
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Old 06-24-20, 10:07 AM
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...he fell back in March, and he still can't get up.
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Old 06-24-20, 02:48 PM
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His frontal nudity portraits were the inspiration for Wendy's "Where's the Beef?" marketing ads.
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Old 06-24-20, 07:54 PM
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...on another forum, he is one of those annoying Vegan food nazi's, spreading the gospel of salvation through eating kale.
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Old 06-24-20, 08:15 PM
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As a transgender vegan Luddite textualist, hes got all the, ahem, ... bases covered.
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Old 06-24-20, 09:12 PM
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...still remembers the time back in junior high school when he tried to steal second and got thrown out in a double play.
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Old 06-25-20, 06:13 AM
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All kidding aside, no motor is really an ass hole.
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In his mom's basement, he has numerous stacks of worn out 45's of "Cat Scratch Fever".
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...his older sister, Paint Job Penny, once bruised a guy's testicle in the back seat of a 57 Chevy Bel Air. They were at the drive in, and she doesn't remember what movie was playing.
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Was known at the local drive in as "Lonesome Larry" and his car could be easily spotted by being the only car in the far back row without fogged windows.
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Old 06-25-20, 11:40 PM
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...dated Paint Job Penny a few times back in the day.
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