My New Favorite Guy on Earth
06-06-18, 10:17 PM
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My New Favorite Guy on Earth
My face hurts and it's all wet with tears. My wife too. 
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A race bike in any era is a highly personal choice that at its "best" balances the requirements of fit, weight, handling, durability and cost tempered by the willingness to toss it and oneself down the pavement at considerable speed. ~Bandera
A race bike in any era is a highly personal choice that at its "best" balances the requirements of fit, weight, handling, durability and cost tempered by the willingness to toss it and oneself down the pavement at considerable speed. ~Bandera
06-06-18, 11:05 PM
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damn, I need to take my game up a notch.
06-06-18, 11:23 PM
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+1, 4th of July is coming soon! Don
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06-07-18, 02:02 AM
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Me duelen las nalgas
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That was hilarious. At one point I found myself saying "USE FLAT SPRINGS!" and then I remembered... D'oh! It's not supposed to be sensible. Just go with it.
06-07-18, 02:08 AM
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I can't decide whether his hoverbike project is more fun than terrifying or more terrifying than fun. But apparently he survived intact for more ridiculous projects.
06-07-18, 06:31 AM
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
-Rick James.
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Commence to jigglin’ huh?!?!
"But hey, always love to hear from opinionated amateurs." -says some guy to Mr. Marshall.
Commence to jigglin’ huh?!?!
"But hey, always love to hear from opinionated amateurs." -says some guy to Mr. Marshall.
06-07-18, 10:06 AM
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Who'd have thought... a bike that sacrifices the bicycle's inherent advantage of being more efficient than walking.
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06-07-18, 10:29 AM
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Does he always wear the same attire? That adds to the whole effect.
I'm passing this on to Frank The Welder. I hope he enjoys it.
I'm passing this on to Frank The Welder. I hope he enjoys it.
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06-07-18, 12:36 PM
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Wow! I'm just conservatively guessing that bike now weighs around 150lbs 
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06-07-18, 01:09 PM
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He just hasn't taken his design to its logical conclusion. You keep getting stiffer and stiffer springs - and what do you end up with? Tubing.
It is funny watching him ride that squiggly thing.
It is funny watching him ride that squiggly thing.
06-07-18, 03:44 PM
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One of the best of his videos is when he fills a cabrio BMW with water and drives around. You just can't watch it without grinning.
06-07-18, 04:00 PM
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Actually when he gets his final set of springs he mentions the only thing stiffer would be... tubes! hahaha
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A race bike in any era is a highly personal choice that at its "best" balances the requirements of fit, weight, handling, durability and cost tempered by the willingness to toss it and oneself down the pavement at considerable speed. ~Bandera
A race bike in any era is a highly personal choice that at its "best" balances the requirements of fit, weight, handling, durability and cost tempered by the willingness to toss it and oneself down the pavement at considerable speed. ~Bandera
06-07-18, 04:26 PM
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1981 called; it wants its necktie back.
06-07-18, 04:44 PM
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that was fusilli
06-07-18, 04:46 PM
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06-07-18, 06:37 PM
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Funny you posted this, I just discovered this guy's account. I've watched about 6 or 7 of the videos so far. He is a genius, both comedically and in his projects. LOTS of bicycle related videos. Check out the one where he chops an old Raleigh MTB in half and makes a longtail to hold 1000 fireworks. He launches them while riding the bike. It's great.
I've figured out that he's an old BMX-head, which is the where the proclivity toward bike projects comes from. He references flatland in one of the videos.
I've figured out that he's an old BMX-head, which is the where the proclivity toward bike projects comes from. He references flatland in one of the videos.
06-07-18, 07:37 PM
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Now I've watched a few of colinfurze's videos. He makes me laugh hard. There's a lot to like. He's smart and crazy and has a good sense of humor. He provides so much fun for himself, and that makes me laugh.
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06-08-18, 07:01 PM
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My concern is what can get caught in the top tube spring while mounting or dismounting the bike?
How'd it go in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?
Oh yeah, "Rules? They're no Rules in a knife fight."
Every guy who ever sat through this scene knows what follows next.
How'd it go in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?
Oh yeah, "Rules? They're no Rules in a knife fight."
Every guy who ever sat through this scene knows what follows next.
