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Can you race a falcon? Or other critter?

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Old 10-30-12, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Velo Gator
My boyfriend
Holy Crap!!! where have I been lately?
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Old 10-31-12, 05:13 AM
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"Frankenstein never scared me. Marsupials do....'cause they're fast."
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Originally Posted by thump55
"Frankenstein never scared me. Marsupials do....'cause they're fast."
Is that your imitation of Kevin Pollack doing an impression of Christopher Walken?
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I raced my dog Shadow the other day, and he dropped me in the first 100m. In fairness, though -- and this may surprise you -- he's now considered the official winner of the 1999-2005 Tours. So it wasn't really a fair fight.
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Old 10-31-12, 07:27 AM
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What is this thread about? Do I need to read all the posts to figure it out?
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What is this thread about? Do I need to read all the posts to figure it out?
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Looks like a young American Kestrel or '"Sparrowhawk".
Here's some better competition:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aXHRK23jxI
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Originally Posted by K&K_Dad
Holy Crap!!! where have I been lately?
I bet you were running.
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Originally Posted by RUOkie
What is this thread about? Do I need to read all the posts to figure it out?
I can recap:

VG has a boyfriend
VG's boyfriend took a picture.
Did I mention VG has a boyfriend?
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Originally Posted by RollCNY
I can recap:

VG has a boyfriend
VG's boyfriend took a picture.
Did I mention VG has a boyfriend?
Does VG's boyfriend run an aviary? Is this him?


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Does VG's boyfriend run an aviary? Is this him?


Close.
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Old 10-31-12, 09:49 AM
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The cows of my neighbour tried to race me once but I'm too fast. Now they just stand and watch me ride by every morning. I'm sure that if they could stand up they would give me a round of applause.
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Originally Posted by eja_ bottecchia
There ain't no domestic cat dumb enough to tangle with a falcon.
dont be ridiculous i would eat that in a heartbeat
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Old 11-01-12, 02:52 AM
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I have not raced any animals,

though a duck once passed me before landing in a creek...
Ihave looked it up, and ducks are among the fastest horizontal flyers in the animal kingdom. If not, then I do not want to hear it.
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Old 11-01-12, 08:56 AM
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I tried to race a fox but he was too sly.
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Originally Posted by Drag
A sleeping sloth would kick my arse, so there's no doubt a winged creature would slaughter me.
A friend of mine used to work at Gatorland when they had Sloths. One attacked him while he was feeding them. He asures me that Sloths move very quickly, and that rumors that say they do were STARTED by Sloths to throw people off. He has scars to prove his story. And he used to have a copy of the ER bill. Among my friends, we leave Sloths out of it when he is around....
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I knew a guy who was afraid to race anyone for fear of being called a racist.
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I race seagulls on the Naval Academy Bridge. I do it to build their character, not to shame them.
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I had a great race with my neighbors dog. Me and the dog were at max speed. The dog's head was low, ears back, tail down and flying! We were neck and neck. Then the dachshund gave up and went home.
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I know it looks slow, but my daughter's guinea pig is quick.
But I can still out sprint it.
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Insert falcon punch joke here.
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I once raced a squirrel, but the squirrel complained that his kit was too tight making it difficult for him to comfortably stash his nuts while racing. He was still kind enough to give me a head start. We raced and raced, and raced so hard he lost one of his nuts trying to win. And he did.

I still see that squirrel from time to time. He wears a new kit now...a Team Kit...but he looks like every other single nut in a Team Kit racing along the MUP.

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One of my great moments in sportsmanship was when I raced a beaver, being the gentleman am I, the only proper thing was to let it finish first.
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Originally Posted by spinerguy
One of my great moments in sportsmanship was when I raced a beaver, being the gentleman am I, the only proper thing was to let it finish first.
L.m.a.o.l.
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Originally Posted by Nachoman

I know it looks slow, but my daughter's guinea pig is quick.
But I can still out sprint it.
Every guinea pig has the same unchanging expression on it's face. It's like it is asking, "What did I ever do to deserve this body?"
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