I had the perfect Bikeforums Trigger group ride today
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I had the perfect Bikeforums Trigger group ride today
Today's ride hit pretty much every Bikeforums hot topic.
I was taking an extended pull up front, with the group is in single file behind me. We come across a guy riding a bike wearing platforms, joggers and no helmet, in full attack mode (bent over the bars, butt off the saddle). His style of pedaling could indeed be best described as slamdancing. To be fair, strong rider - doing about 33-34kph in a modest headwind.
So we go by (I did not wave). After a few minutes, I notice him accelerate and come alongside me. Still in full attack mode - bent over the bars, butt off the pedal, slamdancing. Fair play, at this point, I gave him a nod and a thumbs up, which he acknowledged with a smile. Then god knows what happened - I think he looked back or something, and he ended up swerving into me - I had to put my hand on his hip and push him off to keep him away. He looked a bit surprised, as if he hadnt realized how close he had gotten.
At this point, I dial it up (sadly, not to 400W) to try to gap him, and he does fall back. Only, somehow he managed to find a gap in the wheels and ended up drafting me (I think my wife was second wheel and she's a bit wary of rabbits - she may have eased off and let him in). I dont know what he was doing back there, but i heard a couple of people - including my wife - yelling at him and telling him to go to the back. No luck. He sticks in the middle of our group. I move over to the side and wave him over to the front - only to hear cries of "watch out!" from the back. Apparently he was half-wheeling me off to one side.
Finally, he gets to the front, i ease off the throttle and he rides off.
(If there was cosmic justice, i would just have ridden him off my wheel, but i did VO2 intervals to failure yesterday - my legs were feeling surprisingly good today, but not that good).
Honest to god true story - not exaggerated even slightly.
I was taking an extended pull up front, with the group is in single file behind me. We come across a guy riding a bike wearing platforms, joggers and no helmet, in full attack mode (bent over the bars, butt off the saddle). His style of pedaling could indeed be best described as slamdancing. To be fair, strong rider - doing about 33-34kph in a modest headwind.
So we go by (I did not wave). After a few minutes, I notice him accelerate and come alongside me. Still in full attack mode - bent over the bars, butt off the pedal, slamdancing. Fair play, at this point, I gave him a nod and a thumbs up, which he acknowledged with a smile. Then god knows what happened - I think he looked back or something, and he ended up swerving into me - I had to put my hand on his hip and push him off to keep him away. He looked a bit surprised, as if he hadnt realized how close he had gotten.
At this point, I dial it up (sadly, not to 400W) to try to gap him, and he does fall back. Only, somehow he managed to find a gap in the wheels and ended up drafting me (I think my wife was second wheel and she's a bit wary of rabbits - she may have eased off and let him in). I dont know what he was doing back there, but i heard a couple of people - including my wife - yelling at him and telling him to go to the back. No luck. He sticks in the middle of our group. I move over to the side and wave him over to the front - only to hear cries of "watch out!" from the back. Apparently he was half-wheeling me off to one side.
Finally, he gets to the front, i ease off the throttle and he rides off.
(If there was cosmic justice, i would just have ridden him off my wheel, but i did VO2 intervals to failure yesterday - my legs were feeling surprisingly good today, but not that good).
Honest to god true story - not exaggerated even slightly.
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Let's see:
Sounds like you covered all the bases. A good day's work. Well done!
- You took an extended pull.
- You took note of his inappropriate attire.
- You didn't wave.
- You dialed it up.
- You pushed off without jamming him into the barriers and getting DQ'd.
- You yelled at him.
- You eased off the throttle.
- You had a handy excuse for not droping the hamer and blasting your guads (intervals the previous day).
Sounds like you covered all the bases. A good day's work. Well done!
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Let's see:
- You took an extended pull.
- You took note of his inappropriate attire.
- You didn't wave.
- You dialed it up.
- You pushed off without jamming him into the barriers and getting DQ'd.
- You yelled at him.
- You eased off the throttle.
- You had a handy excuse for not droping the hamer and blasting your guads (intervals the previous day).
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One mistake.....you didn't go to BF mid-ride and ask for advice.
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Clueless morons everywhere. The hip push should have been enough to let him know he wasn't welcome. Time for the pump in the spokes....
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sock length?
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Damnation!!! I missed that one.
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You sure it wasn't an e-bike?
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Ha, i wish it was. I'd be the Legend of The 41, were that so, spoken of in as revered a tone as legends such as R600DuraAce. Or maybe not...
Funny you ask - mine was! And a gold chain, too.
Dammit, another one i missed.
Ok, so maybe this didnt check off ALL the hot buttons...
Funny you ask - mine was! And a gold chain, too.
Dammit, another one i missed.
Ok, so maybe this didnt check off ALL the hot buttons...
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Many years ago I had a guy draft me but I was unaware that he was behind me. When I slowed down his front wheel snagged my rear derailleur. He went down but my r ear derailleur was twisted and toast. I do not let strangers draft me for any reason.
I'm glad that no one in your group got hurt by this guy.
Cheers
I'm glad that no one in your group got hurt by this guy.
Cheers
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Tbh this was my first thought as well.
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I passed a couple e-bikes the other day. You might be impressed, if I didn't tell you I was going downhill at the time and these were those upright kind that are probably scary at speed.
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Was it a crabon bike that was about to esplode?
Did it have meat slicers of death on it?
Aero bars?
How deep were the rims?
Did it have meat slicers of death on it?
Aero bars?
How deep were the rims?
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Did you, at any point, give him "the look"? You do not indicate such. I can only give your story partial credit.
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Freaking inflation. I hates it.
This is where our shared narrative deviated from ideal - when he pushed to catch up to us after we had gone by and was riding next to us, I actually gave him a nod and a thumbs up. Figured he was a new rider and if so, was quite strong (whether someone else wears or doesnt wear helmet doesnt matter to me). Someone told me after the ride that this may have made him think he was welcome to join the group.
By the time i was in the proper frame of mind to actually give him The Look, he had... erm... gone ahead. F'k. Technically speaking, I got dropped by a guy slamdancing on his pedals while wearing sweat pants and riding platforms, didint I? I dont like this story anymore.
Cos you and Znomit are both going "how can such an awesome guy like Guadzilla be limited to just one woman", right? Right???
(Dammit, it is a good zinger, I gotta admit. Touche to znomit )
By the time i was in the proper frame of mind to actually give him The Look, he had... erm... gone ahead. F'k. Technically speaking, I got dropped by a guy slamdancing on his pedals while wearing sweat pants and riding platforms, didint I? I dont like this story anymore.
Cos you and Znomit are both going "how can such an awesome guy like Guadzilla be limited to just one woman", right? Right???
(Dammit, it is a good zinger, I gotta admit. Touche to znomit )
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