Stolen please help!!!!
07-07-06, 12:10 PM
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Stolen please help!!!!
Missing:
3 years old
American Grade A
Love Handles
Fit 20 year old white college kid
I recently started cycling more and i think i may have lost them on one of my rides.
If you happen to come across them, in northern illinois, please let me know. Thank you.
3 years old
American Grade A
Love Handles
Fit 20 year old white college kid
I recently started cycling more and i think i may have lost them on one of my rides.
If you happen to come across them, in northern illinois, please let me know. Thank you.
07-07-06, 12:19 PM
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I have lost a bad knee. If found please dispose in a conflagration.
My pre-op knee caused so many problems. I used to go for a ride then go into a huge depression due to coming home from a 20 mile ride in agony, then realizing that my cycling career was probably over.
My doctor is a genius.
My pre-op knee caused so many problems. I used to go for a ride then go into a huge depression due to coming home from a 20 mile ride in agony, then realizing that my cycling career was probably over.
My doctor is a genius.
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Originally Posted by timmyquest
Missing:
3 years old
*snip*
3 years old
*snip*
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07-07-06, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by mayukawa
I'm wondering who in his right mind would steal them?
His name is Bob, and he is a diesel truck mechanic, and he likes cheetos.
07-08-06, 04:46 AM
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I recently saw a Fred in a Discovery Team kit with your love handles. It looked wrong.
07-08-06, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by urbanknight
I recently saw a Fred in a Discovery Team kit with your love handles. It looked wrong.
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Originally Posted by Blackberry
I give Fred credit. He's not camped out in front of his TV with a bag of chips and a beer. Maybe in six months his love handles will be gone.
07-08-06, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Blackberry
I give Fred credit. He's not camped out in front of his TV with a bag of chips and a beer. Maybe in six months his love handles will be gone.
Just want to let everyone know that my girlfriend may have taken them, she said she hid them on me.
07-08-06, 08:22 AM
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Wash some crabs down with some beer and they'll come back. I got mighty frustrated this past week. Was making significant progress and then WHAM! Beer and crabs wiped out two weeks worth of weight loss. Of course it took me 20 years to get those love handles in the shape they are in, so I guess it's expected that it'll take some time to lose them.
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Originally Posted by timmyquest
Just want to let everyone know that my girlfriend may have taken them, she said she hid them on me.
07-08-06, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by barba
Two jerks named Ben & Jerry keep returning mine every winter. Maybe that have your's too?
07-08-06, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Blackberry
I give Fred credit. He's not camped out in front of his TV with a bag of chips and a beer. Maybe in six months his love handles will be gone.
07-08-06, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by urbanknight
Very true, it's just funny to see someone obviously out of shape in professional cycling attire. To each his own, of course, and if that's what motivates him, more power to him!
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Alas, ye have passed on the love handles of couch potatoism onto a new owner. May the new oener wear them with pride, and bring forth honor to the decades old sport of couch surfing.
May the remote control always click true, and may it's range reach to the heavens and beyond, so that others may experience the skill and finesse that comes to all channel surfers who wear their love handles proudly.
May you, giver of the sacred love handles, reach excellence on your bikely journeys, and may your chainrings guide you to nirvana.
I salute thee!
May the remote control always click true, and may it's range reach to the heavens and beyond, so that others may experience the skill and finesse that comes to all channel surfers who wear their love handles proudly.
May you, giver of the sacred love handles, reach excellence on your bikely journeys, and may your chainrings guide you to nirvana.
I salute thee!
