Riff Thread: You know you are way too obsessed with your road bike when....
08-08-05, 09:19 AM
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Complete the statement begun in the thread title...
Don't 'quote' your reply so as to make the thread easier and faster to read.....
PLEASE DON'T COMMENT ON OTHER POSTS No matter how funny they are - and there will be some FUNNY ones - refrain from comments or compliments so as to keep the riff going without interruption...
Don't 'quote' your reply so as to make the thread easier and faster to read.....
PLEASE DON'T COMMENT ON OTHER POSTS No matter how funny they are - and there will be some FUNNY ones - refrain from comments or compliments so as to keep the riff going without interruption...
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Tom Hagen: 'Thank you for the dinner and a very pleasant evening. If your car could take me to the airport - Mr. Corleone is a man who insists on hearing bad news immediately.'
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08-08-05, 09:23 AM
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you spend more time looking at it than the tv. In the same room.
08-08-05, 09:43 AM
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you can account for every single gram of weight on the bike, including factoring in road grit
08-08-05, 09:45 AM
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you spend multiple hours a day thinking of the perfect name when you haven't even bought the frame yet.
08-08-05, 09:48 AM
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you take half an hour to apply rim tape because it has to be just right
08-08-05, 09:55 AM
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....there is a calander hanging in your kitchen decdicated only to your bike's regularly scheduled maintenance (which is checked daily)
08-08-05, 11:33 AM
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...you stroke her top tube and fondle her saddle when no one's looking...or even when they are.
08-08-05, 12:19 PM
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You don't care if your 2 year old bangs into your nearly new car in the driveway with his "cozy coupe" (ah, no one will notice THOSE scratches) but you freak if he so much as stretches an arm in the direction of your bike....
08-08-05, 12:25 PM
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... your bike now costs more than your car.
08-08-05, 12:35 PM
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...you're driving your car and point out potholes to other cars behind you.
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08-08-05, 01:08 PM
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You know the finish on every inch of your carbon fiber frame is is perfectly smooth.
Because you examine it regularly.
With your tongue.
Because you examine it regularly.
With your tongue.
08-08-05, 01:14 PM
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your group ride partners notice your enlarged spandex bulge after a particularly satisfying ride.
08-08-05, 01:28 PM
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While in your car, you call out "on your left" as you pass traffic