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Old 11-03-11, 01:23 AM
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The bike in the pic needs less brakes
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Old 11-03-11, 01:43 AM
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found the jack kagero build scrod was looking for.
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Old 11-03-11, 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted by hamish5178
I've had a chrome bag for going on 7 years now. I feel like a dip**** every time I wear it now, because every ****ing kid with gauged ears at my uni wears one.

I mostly just stick with a leather backpack now. DAMNKIDSSTOLEMYSCENE

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Hahaha...I feel the same way. I have a huge chrome bag that I've had since 2004 that I use as carry-on luggage sometimes. I love it. The ergonomics are perfect.
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Old 11-03-11, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by BigglyPuff
Why'd you get a chrome in the first place?
They used to run tiny little print ads in the back of Rolling Stone (don't even get me started on how much RS blows these days), I thought they looked cool, and bought one. The majority of people I know that wear them at my school just wear them walking to class, which makes no sense.

My first bag was massive and red and like Carleton I took it everywhere, New Zealand, Germany, Austria, Ireland. I gave it to a friend and now have the smallest bag in black and use it occasionally when riding/if it's raining.
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Old 11-03-11, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by hamish5178
Newsflash: people do dumb ****.

Shouldering a Mash is pretty rough due to the inverted triangle shaped of the TT, but I carried mine 2 miles to the LBS once without once entertaining the idea of a TT pad.
I have a crappy car rack that pretty much took off all the paint in two spots of the TT on my last bike. I bought one for the times I take my bike on trips but I take it off before I ride b/c it looks dumb as ****.
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Old 11-03-11, 08:48 AM
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Damn, I have a chrome bag i bought from sierra trading post like 6 years ago. I didnt know they were totally douchy now. i also got a giant industrial chain and lock because it was cheaper than buying a u lock and cable and probably just as safe. damn, i need to start paying attention
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Old 11-03-11, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by jpsawyer
Damn, I have a chrome bag i bought from sierra trading post like 6 years ago. I didnt know they were totally douchy now. i also got a giant industrial chain and lock because it was cheaper than buying a u lock and cable and probably just as safe. damn, i need to start paying attention
No, you don't.
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Old 11-03-11, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by redpear


found the jack kagero build scrod was looking for.
A classic example of the Japanese cockpit.
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Old 11-03-11, 11:43 AM
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Whoomp, there it is.
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Old 11-03-11, 01:15 PM
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Nice lips bro.
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Old 11-03-11, 05:11 PM
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does the kagero have trickstar bars on it? :cringe:
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Old 11-03-11, 05:39 PM
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risers and trick bars ruin everything
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Old 11-03-11, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Leukybear
A classic example of Japanese bull****.
fixed that.
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Old 11-03-11, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by eboston
trick bars ruin everything
fixed
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Old 11-03-11, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by redpear
fixed
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i love having risers on my ride most of my riding is around town but otherwise i have drops waiting for a new stem for them long rides
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Old 11-03-11, 06:44 PM
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narrow risers* fixed. if you ride with bars narrower than your shoulders I hate you and your left and right rocking motions.
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Old 11-03-11, 07:22 PM
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Doesn't having a set of risers, especially risers like that, negate any aero benefit gained by the reverse slope of the tt? I mean, it almost seems like a normal tt angle and a flat bar or horns would be the same.
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Old 11-03-11, 08:11 PM
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A reverse slope of the TT doesn't just give you a more aero position. In fact, I'd wager it's a secondary benefit. A downward sloping top tube makes the triangle bigger and theoretically stiffer. Also, it looks cool like 92 Cdale Track
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Old 11-03-11, 11:26 PM
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How would enlarging the triangle increases stiffness?
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Old 11-03-11, 11:29 PM
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It wouldn't. A smaller triangle would be stiffer.
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Old 11-03-11, 11:30 PM
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On a bike like that, I'm assuming the head tube is shortened compared to normal, because lengthening the seat tube would change the fitment. If my assumption is correct, you're actually making the triangle smaller.
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Old 11-05-11, 08:24 AM
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Yes, it's made of wood.



https://www.fixedgeargallery.com/articles/stolpmann/
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Old 11-05-11, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Scrodzilla
You know, if it wasn't for those wheels, I'd say that transcends jackassery into impressive.
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Old 11-05-11, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by jimmytango
On a bike like that, I'm assuming the head tube is shortened compared to normal, because lengthening the seat tube would change the fitment. If my assumption is correct, you're actually making the triangle smaller.
you could extend the seat tube all the way to the head of the seatpost and the only (and most meaningless) part if fit you would change is the standover height.
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Old 11-05-11, 10:09 AM
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Most wood bikes are totally jack. Some, however, are frickin beautiful.
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