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11-25-20, 09:14 AM
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...he's titillated by the idea of an all male choir.
...he's titillated by the idea of an all male choir.
11-25-20, 09:31 AM
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The Mrs. took him out of the freezer in mid-October. (1 day / 5 lbs.)
Fridge-Thawing Your Turkey
Fridge-Thawing Your Turkey
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11-25-20, 01:53 PM
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Got himself a new job hauling moms to and from the maternity hospital; yep, he gonna be a mother-trucker.
11-25-20, 04:03 PM
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...he was born on the way to the hospital, in the back seat of a two door Nash Rambler.
...he was born on the way to the hospital, in the back seat of a two door Nash Rambler.
11-25-20, 07:45 PM
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Used to go out drinking with his friends on this night, now he's in bed after the senior discounts end.
11-25-20, 11:55 PM
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Is going to be checking out the Black Friday sales on pants.
11-26-20, 08:43 AM
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Is having guests over to the mobile home for the Thanksgiving feast so he's breaking out the good Styrofoam® plates and cups and the fancy silver-toned sporks.
11-26-20, 09:47 AM
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Realizes that I only break out my prized red SOLO ® cups for the holiday seasons, while singing holiday "spirited" songs.
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11-26-20, 12:16 PM
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...makes a compelling argument that pants are a tool used in class war oppression.
The T-shirt he wears (sans pants) :
...makes a compelling argument that pants are a tool used in class war oppression.
The T-shirt he wears (sans pants) :
11-26-20, 01:20 PM
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Doesn't understand the resistance to the pantsless life.
11-26-20, 06:09 PM
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...has a tattoo of the Borg queen, with the inscription "Resistance Is Futile" on a banner, displayed prominently on his left butt cheek.
...has a tattoo of the Borg queen, with the inscription "Resistance Is Futile" on a banner, displayed prominently on his left butt cheek.
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Got cornered by the Roomba again.
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11-26-20, 10:31 PM
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Punching his way out of wet paper bags has always been his greatest challenge in life.
11-27-20, 07:45 AM
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Emptying his drool cup on a timely basis is his greatest challenge.
11-27-20, 05:52 PM
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Woke up from his food coma too late to catch the big black Friday sales on lies.
11-27-20, 07:35 PM
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...would never post a discount, off the rack lie. He takes pride in only posting designer lies, and paying full retail for the privilege.
...would never post a discount, off the rack lie. He takes pride in only posting designer lies, and paying full retail for the privilege.
11-27-20, 08:13 PM
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Has a stable of fishermen, used-car salesmen and career politicians under contract to write his lies.
Right here in the good old US of A.
He doesn't off-shore his production like some posters in this thread...
Right here in the good old US of A.
He doesn't off-shore his production like some posters in this thread...
11-27-20, 08:26 PM
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Is writing under an assumed thumb
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His philosophy of mendacity is quite basic; keep 'em simple and keep 'em close to home.
11-28-20, 06:14 AM
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He's kept close to home since his free candy van ran out of gas, down by the river. That makes it easy for him to comply with the various restraining orders and house arrest requirements, the authorities know where to find him if they need to and the number of 911 calls about the pantsless drooling weirdo in the park have stopped since he moved there.
11-28-20, 08:17 AM
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Is all too familiar with the downside of carrying around a soft under-belly.
11-28-20, 10:13 AM
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..."Why wouldn't a pantsless, drooling weirdo enjoy the park just like anyone else ?", he thinks silently.
..."Why wouldn't a pantsless, drooling weirdo enjoy the park just like anyone else ?", he thinks silently.
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11-28-20, 12:10 PM
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Wearing pants, or not wearing pants ?
11-28-20, 02:22 PM
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The old folks home rejected his application on the grounds "he isn't hip enough" to which he appealed citing his two hip replacements...
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...wonders why the possum got a donut, and all he gets is more crummy eucalyptus leaves.
...wonders why the possum got a donut, and all he gets is more crummy eucalyptus leaves.
