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Old 11-25-20, 09:14 AM
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...he's titillated by the idea of an all male choir.
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Old 11-25-20, 09:31 AM
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The Mrs. took him out of the freezer in mid-October. (1 day / 5 lbs.)
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Old 11-25-20, 01:53 PM
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Got himself a new job hauling moms to and from the maternity hospital; yep, he gonna be a mother-trucker.
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Old 11-25-20, 04:03 PM
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...he was born on the way to the hospital, in the back seat of a two door Nash Rambler.
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Old 11-25-20, 07:45 PM
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Used to go out drinking with his friends on this night, now he's in bed after the senior discounts end.
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Is going to be checking out the Black Friday sales on pants.
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Old 11-26-20, 08:43 AM
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Is having guests over to the mobile home for the Thanksgiving feast so he's breaking out the good Styrofoam plates and cups and the fancy silver-toned sporks.
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Realizes that I only break out my prized red SOLO cups for the holiday seasons, while singing holiday "spirited" songs.


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Old 11-26-20, 12:16 PM
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...makes a compelling argument that pants are a tool used in class war oppression.

The T-shirt he wears (sans pants) :
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Old 11-26-20, 01:20 PM
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Doesn't understand the resistance to the pantsless life.
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...has a tattoo of the Borg queen, with the inscription "Resistance Is Futile" on a banner, displayed prominently on his left butt cheek.
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Got cornered by the Roomba again.
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Punching his way out of wet paper bags has always been his greatest challenge in life.
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Emptying his drool cup on a timely basis is his greatest challenge.
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Woke up from his food coma too late to catch the big black Friday sales on lies.
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Old 11-27-20, 07:35 PM
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...would never post a discount, off the rack lie. He takes pride in only posting designer lies, and paying full retail for the privilege.
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Has a stable of fishermen, used-car salesmen and career politicians under contract to write his lies.

Right here in the good old US of A.

He doesn't off-shore his production like some posters in this thread...
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Old 11-27-20, 08:26 PM
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His philosophy of mendacity is quite basic; keep 'em simple and keep 'em close to home.
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He's kept close to home since his free candy van ran out of gas, down by the river. That makes it easy for him to comply with the various restraining orders and house arrest requirements, the authorities know where to find him if they need to and the number of 911 calls about the pantsless drooling weirdo in the park have stopped since he moved there.
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Is all too familiar with the downside of carrying around a soft under-belly.
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..."Why wouldn't a pantsless, drooling weirdo enjoy the park just like anyone else ?", he thinks silently.
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Wearing pants, or not wearing pants ?

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The old folks home rejected his application on the grounds "he isn't hip enough" to which he appealed citing his two hip replacements...
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...wonders why the possum got a donut, and all he gets is more crummy eucalyptus leaves.
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