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Old 08-16-12, 11:13 AM
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In English, "faux" is a homophone of "foe" and TRF made it clear that it was supposed to be an ironic pun.
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Originally Posted by misskaz
My maiden name is long and Polish and starts with kaz and people have called me kaz my whole life. I ended up having to add the 'miss' because three letter usernames are hard to snag, so just kaz is usually taken. Now I actually like it with the 'miss' and for consistency's sake I use misskaz everywhere on the interwebs.

My real name is Karen but almost no one calls me that outside of work.
I have a three letter username on PlayStation Network. This blew my son's mind. "Wha? How?!"

My gamer tag for Team Fortress 2 is only two characters.

[Teammate]: "Nice job dropping that level 3 sentry into the enemy intel room, _ _."
[Me]: "Just doin' mah job. Heh heh heh."




EDIT: No special characters, dashes, or underscores in those names either. Just three and two letters respectively.

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Originally Posted by prooftheory
I'm a working computational linguist now. But no, in general when people say mathematical linguistics they are talking about people who study the mathematical properties of grammar formalism, formal language theory, type theory etc.
Six years of grad? I'm assuming Doctorate?


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Back in my internet days one of my jobs had a tiny room where we kept a karaoke machine so we could unwind if the pressure started to get to us. One night at an office party my boss and I were on mushrooms and snuck into an adjacent business to smoke weed and found a fog machine. I brought it into the karaoke room and said "DOOOOD! I'm the Wind and Fogmaster!" My boss heard it as Wendell Fogmaster and that's been my nom d'internet since. Had to shorten it for this site, tho.
This is insane. Where the hell did you work?
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Before I retired, my employer assigned company email addresses using the first initial and last name. Stan Cooper was scooper.

I can't count the number of times folks have asked if I'm a newspaper reporter.
That, or if you're some kind of professional dog walker.
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Old 08-16-12, 11:16 AM
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When I signed up I was doing IT work for my department and I thought Jimmy Fallon's character Nick Burns on SNL was pretty spot on, although hopefully I wasn't quite as abrasive. Guess it depends who you ask.

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Originally Posted by BigglyPuff
Doesn't Faux mean "fake" or "false"? And I think it's pronounced like "fa" as in the first part of "fall".

Real Faux is like saying True Lie.


Awesome movie.
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Awesome movie.
I love no hotlinking please.

Block buster of the century.
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Old 08-16-12, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by nick burns
When I signed up I was doing IT work for my department and I thought Jimmy Fallon's character Nick Burns on SNL was pretty spot on, although hopefully I wasn't quite as abrasive. Guess it depends who you ask.
Hahaha. MOVE!.

This got old kinda quick though.
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Originally Posted by BigglyPuff
Awesome. Del's a legendary underground rapper in my book.



Yup, I picked up after that series where Jacen becomes Darth Caedus and duels Jaina. 8 or 9 book series called "Fate of the Jedi". So much stuff happens in addition to the movies.
Del is awesome.

The Young Jedi Knights books were pretty fun to read. Short quick reads. It's pretty much the story of Jaina, Jacen, Anakin, and Lowebacca growing up at Luke's Jedi Academy.

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Old 08-16-12, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by prooftheory
In English, "faux" is a homophone of "foe" and TRF made it clear that it was supposed to be an ironic pun.
Ahhh yeah, what was I thinking. Like Faux pa. I learned that in like middle school or something.
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Old 08-16-12, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Jaytron
Del is awesome.

The Young Jedi Knights books were pretty fun to read. Short quick reads. It's pretty much the story of Jaina, Jacen, Anakin, and Lowebacca growing up at Luke's Jedi Academy.

/nerd
Yeah, I read a few, but I only remember the one where Jacen accidentally cuts off Tenel Ka's hand when they first get lightsabers.

As far as I know, in my group of friends, I am the only person even remotely interested in Star Wars. I'm also fond of Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, etc.
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Originally Posted by BigglyPuff
Yeah, I read a few, but I only remember the one where Jacen accidentally cuts off Tenel Ka's hand when they first get lightsabers.

As far as I know, in my group of friends, I am the only person even remotely interested in Star Wars. I'm also fond of Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, etc.
I'm the only SW nerd. But I have a ton of friends that are huge friends of Tolkien's books, I've been meaning to get into that myself.

I'd recommend the Brent Weeks books. His "Night Angel Trilogy" is awesome. I've been waiting for book 2 in the "Lightbringer Series" to come out, and it comes out next month! They're more fantasy novels. The Night Angel Trilogy reminded me of Assassin's creed (sorta). The Lightbringer series reminds me of Magic:The Gathering. I recommend both series, some of the books take a while to get going, but once you get past it, the books are near impossible to put down.
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^ I just might check those out then. Game of Thrones is also pretty damn addicting. I burned through the first four books in maybe a month or two. I'm saving Book 5 until Book 6 comes out.

I got a flight to Japan in the winter, with a total of like 20 hours layover, so I'm gonna stock up on ebooks.
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Old 08-16-12, 03:27 PM
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That, or if you're some kind of professional dog walker.
Yep, that too. Or maybe work in an ice cream parlor.
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In my misguided youth, I used to graffitti on walls. I sometimes tagged the name denske, being as my first name is Dennis. Yes, I was a loser lol
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When I signed up for BF, it asked for a username and I keyed in "Doohickie".



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When I signed up for BF, it asked for a username and I keyed in "Doohickie".



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Originally Posted by Wendell F
Back in my internet days one of my jobs had a tiny room where we kept a karaoke machine so we could unwind if the pressure started to get to us. One night at an office party my boss and I were on mushrooms and snuck into an adjacent business to smoke weed and found a fog machine. I brought it into the karaoke room and said "DOOOOD! I'm the Wind and Fogmaster!" My boss heard it as Wendell Fogmaster and that's been my nom d'internet since. Had to shorten it for this site, tho.
sounds like the episode from workaholics, lol


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I love how buddhism doesn't really force anything on people, and it's more about acceptance and tolerance than the opposite.
i like particularly zen because it relies on the practitioner to gain enlightenment, not acceptance by some magical being somewhere in the afterlife.
i also appreciate the fact that its not actually a religion, but a philosophy


Originally Posted by Jaytron
I'd recommend the Brent Weeks books. His "Night Angel Trilogy" is awesome. I've been waiting for book 2 in the "Lightbringer Series" to come out, and it comes out next month! They're more fantasy novels. The Night Angel Trilogy reminded me of Assassin's creed (sorta). The Lightbringer series reminds me of Magic:The Gathering. I recommend both series, some of the books take a while to get going, but once you get past it, the books are near impossible to put down.
i literally was talking to my gf yesterday about how i need a new good story to get into. i havent had a good book in a long time and i just cant seem to finish Musashi to save my life

if you like sci-fi i recommend larry niven, particularly the ringworld series. amazing

/adds to amazon wishlist
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Originally Posted by carleton
I have a three letter username on PlayStation Network. This blew my son's mind. "Wha? How?!"

My gamer tag for Team Fortress 2 is only two characters.

[Teammate]: "Nice job dropping that level 3 sentry into the enemy intel room, _ _."
[Me]: "Just doin' mah job. Heh heh heh."




EDIT: No special characters, dashes, or underscores in those names either. Just three and two letters respectively.



Originally Posted by Jaytron
I'm the only SW nerd. But I have a ton of friends that are huge friends of Tolkien's books, I've been meaning to get into that myself.

I'd recommend the Brent Weeks books. His "Night Angel Trilogy" is awesome. I've been waiting for book 2 in the "Lightbringer Series" to come out, and it comes out next month! They're more fantasy novels. The Night Angel Trilogy reminded me of Assassin's creed (sorta). The Lightbringer series reminds me of Magic:The Gathering. I recommend both series, some of the books take a while to get going, but once you get past it, the books are near impossible to put down.
Brent Weeks did good on the Night Angel trilogy, for sure, but I couldn't get very far into his Lightbringer series.

RA Salvatore's Neverwinter book 3 just came out about a week ago. That's definitely going to be my next purchase.
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Holy Crap. BF Geeks unite.
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I feel like this was discussed one time already, but we never united.
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mine was my screen name that I made in 6th grade, which was a decade ago (balls). I use it for all of my internet identities, if you google nuhtowel you can see all the stuff I have done on the internet in the past 10 years.

nuhtowel = how you say my last name.
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This is insane. Where the hell did you work?
It was an internet startup in the gogo 90's when a guy could fail out of college, walk into a web shop and say "Hi, I know all about the internets. I here they have it on computers now!" and get hired for $40k.

Those places were all about beer every Friday, an endless supply of Twinkies and microwave popcorn and bosses that didn't care if you were wrecked or took a 2 hour lunch break to puff weed and go watch a Yankee game at the Irish bar down stairs, so long as you didn't miss any meetings and got your work done. Hell we did whippits in the conference room to celebrate getting our first real client!
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Originally Posted by BigglyPuff

I was damn curious about yours. Thought maybe you were known for wearing hairnets at some kind of kitchen job.
I don't know if I can handle that kind if stress. I do enjoy watching Iron Chef

Scrod, I really enjoyed your story. When I was kid it seemed everyone else had nick names while people just called me Gav for short. That or "High Tower" :not amused: My girlfriend is the only person that says my full name regularly.

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