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What is the weirdest/worst bike on the internet?
10-25-18, 05:01 PM
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What is the weirdest/worst bike on the internet?
Google weird bike or ugly bike and see what you can find.
There will also be a poll on which bike mod is the worst.
There will also be a poll on which bike mod is the worst.
10-25-18, 06:10 PM
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I thought it was long decided that the VTSP/Cyrusher XC700 Machete Pro is simply the worst bicycle-shaped-object that exists. The Amazon reviews are absolutely amazing, though.
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10-25-18, 06:24 PM
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Should I, or anyone get this?
I thought it was long decided that the VTSP/Cyrusher XC700 Machete Pro is simply the worst bicycle-shaped-object that exists. The Amazon reviews are absolutely amazing, though.
10-25-18, 08:57 PM
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So the poll and topic questions are totally different?
interesting...
anyways, yeah the cyrusher and its related siblings are some terrible looking and set up bikes.
interesting...
anyways, yeah the cyrusher and its related siblings are some terrible looking and set up bikes.
10-26-18, 02:25 PM
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I thought it was long decided that the VTSP/Cyrusher XC700 Machete Pro is simply the worst bicycle-shaped-object that exists. The Amazon reviews are absolutely amazing, though.
Question 1: Is this bike laterally stiff, while remaining vertically compliant?
Answer 1: This bike literally defies all laws pertaining to gravity.
Vendor defiant rebuttal: Well, according to our feedback and profile, you can see that we just start here on Amazon. I did not why there is so many so called professors never buy and use this bike have such on earth reviews ? It seems that have something new been destroyed by them giving them such beautiful feeling.
So even they can tell the died one feeling too in the coffin just like witch ?
I guess I just feel too in the coffin?
10-26-18, 09:00 PM
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I thought it was long decided that the VTSP/Cyrusher XC700 Machete Pro is simply the worst bicycle-shaped-object that exists. The Amazon reviews are absolutely amazing, though.
CHALLENGE THE IMPOSSIBLE!
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10-26-18, 09:09 PM
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1. The brake levers on that thing. WTF?
2. I have no idea what is happening with the rear brake and rear derailleur. There is a lot of hardware back there, but what does it do?
3. The current set of graphics on the "cyrusher" feature the stylized word "$port" no less than half a dozen times.
2. I have no idea what is happening with the rear brake and rear derailleur. There is a lot of hardware back there, but what does it do?
3. The current set of graphics on the "cyrusher" feature the stylized word "$port" no less than half a dozen times.
10-27-18, 01:02 AM
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a KICKSTAND on a ROADBIKE, that should annoy a fair few diehards!!
10-27-18, 09:19 AM
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I thought it was long decided that the VTSP/Cyrusher XC700 Machete Pro is simply the worst bicycle-shaped-object that exists. The Amazon reviews are absolutely amazing, though.
All you fools on Cervelos are going to kick yourselves in the butt when you see that I got the exact same thing for $750.
AND a kickstand.
10-27-18, 10:14 AM
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10-27-18, 01:51 PM
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10-27-18, 02:02 PM
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You called the Machete a road bike.Is it a bike? A submarine? YES!
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10-27-18, 03:03 PM
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