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I found the ugliest jersey on Earth

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Old 08-17-07, 08:31 PM
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I found the ugliest jersey on Earth

Just saw this jersey listed on Ebay don't even think about bidding on it.





this will be my new cross jersey I figured the ugliness will distract the other racers.
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Daymn! What's the logo?
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Old 08-17-07, 08:33 PM
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That's hot.
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Originally Posted by 666
Daymn! What's the logo?
Louis Garneau.
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Old 08-17-07, 08:55 PM
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I wish it were possible to unsee something. Maybe it is. [heads to liquor cabinet for Wild Turkey and Diet Coke]
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Not as bad as the 2007 PMC jersey....


But that is pretty damn bad
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Old 08-17-07, 09:35 PM
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Oh gawd! That is so unsexy.
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Old 08-17-07, 09:46 PM
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biking through South America...I would so freakin' wear it...

Riding a bamboo or wooden bike, even better...

At least it is competely different than all the other jerseys out there...
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According to the Hitchhiker's Guide, that is what is called an SEP field (a Somebody Else's Problem field). If you make something look so outlandish that the mind cannot quite get its arms around it, it will assume that it is somebody else's problem, and proceed as if it isn't even there. Thus, that jersey will render your torso invisible.
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Old 08-17-07, 10:27 PM
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That skeered my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!

I might have to get therapy.
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Originally Posted by 666
Daymn! What's the logo?
It's in Klingon and it means, "This is one ugly jersey".
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wow...
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That's fugly.
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Originally Posted by Ih8lucky13
this will be my new cross jersey I figured the ugliness will distract the other racers.
Many will simply pull to the side and puke.

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Old 08-17-07, 11:36 PM
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Oh, I believe I know who is selling that...

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Old 08-17-07, 11:55 PM
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On behalf of all Canadians I feel I must apologize...
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I don't think this jersey would be half bad if they got rid of the leopard print and the brown sleeves were black. Oh well.
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Old 08-18-07, 12:19 AM
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That is fugly^10
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Old 08-18-07, 12:28 AM
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your trying to say its ugly so people wont bid on it, so you will win! =D
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your trying to say its ugly so people wont bid on it, so you will win! =D
Go ahead and outbid me. Believe me if I wanted to keep the bidding low, I wouldn't even mention it.
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Old 08-18-07, 12:51 AM
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Yes you did. I'll give you a $20 to wear it on your club ride Saturday.
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Old 08-18-07, 05:48 AM
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I dare you to wear it to a PETA demonstration. If they spray fur coats with red paint, what would they do with that?
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Old 08-18-07, 07:18 AM
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It looks like trailer park upholstery.
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I've looked and looked and can't find it on ebay. Link please?
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