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Old 09-09-20, 04:55 PM
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If I eat Cup o'Noodles am I a "Fred"?
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Originally Posted by I-Like-To-Bike

Besides, Real Cyclists eat pizza and drink beer for both pleasure and sustenance.
If you mean Totino's and Schaefer, sounds about right.
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two cup o’ noodles (chicken flavor) out of the packages and in a bowl (with a cover) filled with just boiled water to the top of the noodles...let sit for 15 mins. stir. come back in another 15 mins after a shower. a nearly perfect meal after a hard, cold ride in winter/spring...especially a hard, cold and wet ride. that off the charts salinity content does the trick. the msg doesn’t hurt either...at least not until two decades later...

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Originally Posted by FiftySix
If you mean Totino's and Schaefer, sounds about right.
Is Schaefer cheap TX beer that I don't know about? here it's Rainier or Olympia (it's the water!)

And totally makes sense, it's very difficult to make money at cycling.
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Originally Posted by Troul
You planning to do a double century for all those carbs?
No. I’m planning to head to Pittsburgh on Friday and start a ride home to Philadelphia the next day, self contained, camping and cooking. If the projected rain holds off until late Saturday I’m planning to take a side trip to see Buffalo Bill’s house.


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Originally Posted by davei1980
Is Schaefer cheap TX beer that I don't know about? here it's Rainier or Olympia (it's the water!)
It's Yankee beer that is sold dirt cheap down here on occasion.

The equivalent here might be Lone Star beer. Of course, saying that just pissed off some Yankees and Texans.
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Originally Posted by GlennR
If I eat Cup o'Noodles am I a "Fred"?
You’re a Fred even if you don’t.
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Originally Posted by I-Like-To-Bike

Besides, Real Cyclists eat pizza and drink beer for both pleasure and sustenance.
Absolutely yes to this
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Originally Posted by FiftySix
It's Yankee beer that is sold dirt cheap down here on occasion.

The equivalent here might be Lone Star beer. Of course, saying that just pissed off some Yankees and Texans.
“Schaefer is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one.”
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Originally Posted by indyfabz
Real cyclists eat bowls of noodles. I’m eating this right now.


Looks incomplete...Where's the meat ??
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Originally Posted by indyfabz
You’re a Fred even if you don’t.
Bummer.
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Originally Posted by wolfchild
Looks incomplete...Where's the meat ??
Hondo Gravel is still cooking it.
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Originally Posted by wolfchild
Looks incomplete...Where's the meat ??
Clam meat. I eat a lot of seafood. Mostly fish. Dish also has lemon zest, vermouth, garlic, pepper flakes and tarragon. I’m a damn good cook. My freezer is basically empty. I even cook well on tour.

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Old 09-09-20, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by ooga-booga
two cup o’ noodles (chicken flavor) out of the packages and in a bowl (with a cover) filled with just boiled water to the top of the noodles...let sit for 15 mins. stir. come back in another 15 mins after a shower. a nearly perfect meal after a hard, cold ride in winter/spring...especially a hard, cold and wet ride. that off the charts salinity content does the trick. the msg doesn’t hurt either.
Real men use the runoff from their shower to cook their noodles. Of course, this doesn't happen much in the "soft" era of electronic shifting.
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This is a classic - it's almost twenty years old:

How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

16 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

6 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

50 to flame the spell checkers.

48 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

7 to argue over whether it’s "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

154 to email the participant’s ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

118 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

1 to ask if when buying a new bulb they should go for a screw or bayonet type.

98 to argue that their version of screw in or bayonet is better than the other and always will be.

27 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s.

3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too’s" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

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4 to say "didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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Originally Posted by Rogerogeroge
This is a classic - it's almost twenty years old:

How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

16 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

6 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

50 to flame the spell checkers.

48 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

7 to argue over whether it’s "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

154 to email the participant’s ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

118 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

1 to ask if when buying a new bulb they should go for a screw or bayonet type.

98 to argue that their version of screw in or bayonet is better than the other and always will be.

27 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s.

3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

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12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too’s" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"/

4 to say "didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Meh
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Old 09-09-20, 06:51 PM
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Peter Sagan was relegated today for stealing Wout van Aert's noodles. Sagan complained he was being boxed out of dinner.
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Originally Posted by tomato coupe
Real men use the runoff from their shower to cook their noodles. Of course, this doesn't happen much in the "soft" era of electronic shifting.
electronic shifting = e bike. discuss.
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Any advantage to cooking the noodles in a carbon-fibre bowl instead of the cup they come in?, Maybe titanium, maybe aluminum, or is 'steel-the-real-deal'? Maybe a bowl that's laterally stiff and vertically compliant would create better heat (power) transfer and cook the noodles faster?
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best matching your chopsticks/spoon color to the accenting veggies or the placemat...discuss.
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If they are Chinese noodles they might ASSplode. Only eat Italian noodles.
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Originally Posted by davei1980
Is Schaefer cheap TX beer that I don't know about? ..... .
when someone mentions "Black Label", just remember it's synonymous with "Hershey Squirts".
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Originally Posted by Rogerogeroge
This is a classic - it's almost twenty years old....
i REALLY hope you haven't been waiting that long to use it!
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Originally Posted by skidder
Any advantage to cooking the noodles in a carbon-fibre bowl instead of the cup they come in?, Maybe titanium, maybe aluminum, or is 'steel-the-real-deal'? Maybe a bowl that's laterally stiff and vertically compliant would create better heat (power) transfer and cook the noodles faster?
Carbon fiber is going to be the best option since it is the best insulator. Titanium, Aluminum, and Steel will all transfer the heat so you need to worry about burns. If you can't afford carbon fiber, then I would recommend titanium or aluminum over steel. If you do go with steel, then you need to worry about the salt causing corrosion. That means figuring out the best way to clean the bowl. Do you just use a little dish soap? Do you put it in an ultrasonic cleaner? I've heard good things about simple green. It's so complicated.
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