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Can you race a falcon? Or other critter?

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Old 10-29-12, 01:09 PM
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Can you race a falcon? Or other critter?

My boyfriend found this today:




Naturally, my first thought was, if this tried to race me on the bike, would it win? And is there a Strava category for this?

I'm sure that many of the 41ers have tried to shame animals by racing them. Admit to it here.
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Originally Posted by Velo Gator
I'm sure that many of the 41ers have tried to shame animals by racing them. Admit to it here.
I race sheep and cows. They are much bigger than your crappy falcon and I still win. So there!
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A sleeping sloth would kick my arse, so there's no doubt a winged creature would slaughter me.
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I race sheep and cows. They are much bigger than your crappy falcon and I still win. So there!
Do you give them "the look"?
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I outsprinted a maneating dog once.

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There's a redtail in my area that's snapping up a lot of KOMs, but I've taken a few back. I'll admit that he's a better descender, though.
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I've raced this guy and won. The flock doesn't usually seem interested.

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Mad you've lost all your races?
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Do you give them "the look"?
You bet I do. They just look down in disgrace.
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A sleeping sloth would kick my arse, so there's no doubt a winged creature would slaughter me.
You will totally annihilate me.
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Originally Posted by Velo Vol
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Mad you've lost all your races?
I think he's saying that he races llamas.
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I actually sprint the neighbor's corgis for fun when I go by their house, until they run out of fence Despite extremely undersized legs, those dogs can go 18-22 mph over short stretches!
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Be careful where you post those pictures. I'm pretty sure that keeping a wild falcon in your garage will run afoul of some fish & game laws...
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I have raced dogs, goats, Peragrines, Falcons, and a few other animals.

Lost to them all.
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If a Rhino, Hippo or Elephant were chasing me, I think I'd out sprint Cavendish.
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Can you race a Falcon, or other critter?

Of course, just not on the MUP and only if the aforementioned critter also knows you're racing.
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Originally Posted by Velo Gator
My boyfriend found this today:




Naturally, my first thought was, if this tried to race me on the bike, would it win? And is there a Strava category for this?

I'm sure that many of the 41ers have tried to shame animals by racing them. Admit to it here.
hilarious you are
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make sure no cats are around that looks like a tasty snack to me!
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I raced elk before. They did that move where they make a right turn once they get ahead of me, just like people on the MUP.

There was this guy, but he's a better climber than I am, and we were on Mt Rainier, so it wasn't very fair.

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Wow...talk about getting the look!
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only if said critter has a lame strava account.
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I raced a fawn for a while once... outside of town, with fenced in ranches for a while on either side of the road, and it was trying to get away from me. Poor thing thought I wanted venison.
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Bailey has hit 23-24 a couple of times. But he's geared low for better acceleration.

I raced dog down a big hill at 32. As I started to approach 33-4 he drifted back.

I have been dive bombed by two big falcons, they went screaming past me at amazing speed. I gave them the "look". Their "look" back, was worse, and they have the talons to back it up.
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It can be tricky getting them on a bike sometimes.
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