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04-27-07, 10:06 AM
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touche'
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Mistakes are just fine. Just don't make excuses....
Mistakes are just fine. Just don't make excuses....
04-27-07, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by merider1
You are too cute.
Speaking of leggy guys, are you single? If so, when you joining on a ride? If not...NOTE...I'm backing away from the married man!
I'll be at the Goodbye GMR ride hopefully. 
04-27-07, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Happytime
We ride with married men.
We don't ride married men.
We don't ride married men.
04-27-07, 10:40 AM
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That's pure BS right there, ME.
Married or not, I'm lookin' and not ashamed to admit it.
Married or not, I'm lookin' and not ashamed to admit it.
04-27-07, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Mo'Phat
That's pure BS right there, ME.
Married or not, I'm lookin' and not ashamed to admit it.
Married or not, I'm lookin' and not ashamed to admit it.
Well, I've learned my lesson. Me no lookey or touchy...
04-27-07, 10:57 AM
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What dingus taught you that lesson? I'll smite him upon the charred entrails of my enemies...or something.
04-27-07, 11:05 AM
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04-27-07, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Mo'Phat
That's pure BS right there, ME.
Married or not, I'm lookin' and not ashamed to admit it.
Married or not, I'm lookin' and not ashamed to admit it.
Yup...its look but don't lick
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04-27-07, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Mo'Phat
What dingus taught you that lesson? I'll smite him upon the charred entrails of my enemies...or something.
04-27-07, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Psydotek
Well, there's nothing stopping ya'll from touching the computer screen. 
04-27-07, 01:01 PM
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There's always the insert button.
/escape
//or the ever-sexy 'Scroll Lock'
/escape
//or the ever-sexy 'Scroll Lock'
04-27-07, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by merider1
...I have a "blur" button over their heinies (like on TV when they blur out nudity).
But, forgive the n00b question: from behind, how can you tell they're married? The telltale ring thru the nose, and attached chain, is not visible, right? Or do I need to adjust my helmet-mirror somehow...?
Thanks for the welcome, everybody!
(Blur button over heinies. Still laughing.)
04-27-07, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mo'Phat
There's always the insert button.
/escape
//or the ever-sexy 'Scroll Lock'
/escape
//or the ever-sexy 'Scroll Lock'
04-27-07, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Allez Oops
But, forgive the n00b question: from behind, how can you tell they're married?
04-27-07, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Happytime
We can smell it on them.
I think that was mustard!
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04-27-07, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Allez Oops
But, forgive the n00b question: from behind, how can you tell they're married?
M.E. from behind to male rider in spandex: "Hey, niiiccceeeee rear you got going there. You married?"
Male rider over shoulder to M.E.: "Uh...yeah."
M.E. from behind to male rider in spandex "Oh...like I said...niiiiccceeeee rear wheel. Gotta get me one of those." - rides off mumbling to self incoherently
Works every time. Fool proof.
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04-27-07, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Allez Oops
But, forgive the n00b question: from behind, how can you tell they're married? The telltale ring thru the nose, and attached chain, is not visible, right? Or do I need to adjust my helmet-mirror somehow...?
04-27-07, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Happytime
Hmmm. I guess that's why I look around for cyclists when I go to the deli.
Ah ha...now that explains some stuff....
So how do married men smell???
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04-27-07, 02:23 PM
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Mo'Phat, you had me at "entrails".
Why are all the guys with bulging vocabularies taken?
> weeps bitterly <
HappyTime: mmm, mustard. The perfect accessory to a mouth-watering wiener, am I right?
Why are all the guys with bulging vocabularies taken?
> weeps bitterly <
HappyTime: mmm, mustard. The perfect accessory to a mouth-watering wiener, am I right?
04-27-07, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Mo'Phat
There's the defeated, hunched shoulders, the rounded back from toiling under an opressive boot of responsibility, the ackward way we have to sit due to nether-region atrophy...plenty of ways to pick us out.
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04-27-07, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by herbm
So how do married men smell???
And with a hint of April Fresh Downey. Single men never use fabric softener in the wash.