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Old 07-31-14, 08:02 AM
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Thought he had OCD, but it was just a stutter.
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Old 07-31-14, 08:10 AM
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Thinks he has halitosis but it's just really bad breath.
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Old 07-31-14, 10:23 AM
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Has two divots in his back from being used as a ottoman.
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Is putting the final touches on his business plan for a small regional chain of stores selling footrests and related items. He plans to call it the Ottoman Empire.
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Old 07-31-14, 05:50 PM
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When he was found holding hands with MilkReek he was accused of being a homophone.
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Old 07-31-14, 07:04 PM
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He likes to show off his vintage pink Princess telephone as an excellent example of a homophone.
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Old 07-31-14, 07:18 PM
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When he was found holding hands with MilkReek he was accused of being a homophone.
"It's totally innocent!" he exclaimed to the waiting mob of newsies.

"We're just good friends is all, for Christ' Sake!"
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Old 07-31-14, 07:27 PM
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Longs for the days when he could sit like a real kilt wearing star man.
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Old 08-01-14, 03:24 AM
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had a reunion tonight with the old group of super villains, and his whole world turned upside down when his old friend, 'pumpkin head,' divulged secrets only he, himself should know.
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Offers boogers to his reflection when looking in the mirror.
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Because she is the result of unscrupulous DNA tampering by her evil, mad scientist parents, she was born with a baboon butt.
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Old 08-01-14, 06:14 AM
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Has an uncanny ability to make friends and influence people.
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When he says "I'm going to take a selfie!" it has nothing to do with a photograph.
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is starting a business
as a cross dressing guitar repair man
he will call the business
the gender bender fender mender
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Shamelessly gives his head up as the shop's favorite fender dolly.
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Old 08-01-14, 09:42 AM
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is ashamed that he gives head in the back of the shop
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Old 08-01-14, 10:04 AM
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Hides his spare house key in an old dish rack next to the garage....because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
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Is getting his loose ends tied off at a special Mexican clinic.
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Old 08-02-14, 08:34 PM
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Is thinking that next time to save money, will go to the special Guatemalan clinic instead.
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Is breeding Spanish Fly.

MillCreek tells me that he's been entrusted with a "Top Secret, Eyes Only" mission by the Council to make an elixir for lust. The Tribe's vigor is off recently, you know...

I swore I wouldn't tell a soul so keep it on the QT. This is just between us. OK?
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Old 08-03-14, 01:54 PM
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His long QT syndrome is quite concerning to his cardiologist.
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His hemorrhoid thrombosis is a source of great amusement to his proctologist.
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He's been known to play the "hemorrhoid trombone" rather well.
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