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Old 02-08-14, 07:31 PM
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Is a righteous dude that looks like a lady.
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Uses his righteous powers only for good.
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Of course he'd say that..being Dr. Evil.
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As a zombie visiting a prostitute, he is sure to leave the tip.
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Was the Olympic mascot model for the body only. (They used Putin's head)
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Seems to spend an awful lot of time gazing upon the pictures of a bare-chested President Putin.
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Brings new meaning to "Putin on the Ritz"
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Old 02-09-14, 11:10 AM
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This time of year he enjoys a favorite winter snack: snot on a Ritz cracker.


Amazing! crack er is a banned word!
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Old 02-09-14, 02:27 PM
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...he never fails to crack me up, with his witty repartee and wise cracks. His best jokes often seem to slip through the cracks, 'though.
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His years in the state pen taught him many things about crackology, he's a crack master.
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...there are absolutely no cracks in the thin veneer of civilization that covers his interior persona of lust and depravity.
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Brags about his creamy center under the thin veneer.
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A hard man though soft and gooey on the inside. Rot will do that to yah.
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And we thought he smelled bad on the outside.
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Is anxiously unscrewing his last jar of ass spackle as all this talk of crack has him hot and bothered.
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Cured his liarrhea in twelve anxious steps.
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Verbal diarrhea, never spews forth from HIS crack....
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Old 02-09-14, 05:22 PM
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Wishes he saved some ass spackle for a day like today instead of using it all with that no-good, cheating tart walrus1.
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Has decided that 'Cheating Tart and the Ass Spackles' would be an excellent name for a band.
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He thinks it would be a better title for a C&W/Psychedelic crossover tune. Needs fine tuning. Perhaps Your Cheating Tart has Ass Spackles and Now I've Got Them. Maybe performed by a band named 'Spooge'.
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...had a big crossover hit in the 80's with a cover version of "Your Cheatin' Tart." The B side was an unheralded gem, "I can't help it if I'm still confused by you."
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When it comes to Ms. 3alarmer, he is quite partial to the B side.
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His life is like a 45 played at 33.3.
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