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Old 07-30-19, 04:24 AM
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Still hasn't figured out that the idea of this thread is tell a LIE about the previous poster.
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Old 07-30-19, 07:07 AM
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Lies only in the prone position. Otherwise he’s a straight talkin’ standup mannequin.
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Is contemplating a winter vacation in either the Bermuda Triangle or the Florida Trapezoid. His fortune teller, Miss Cleo, will assist with this decision from the grave.
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...thinks the Bermuda triangle is Rihanna's mons veneris .
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Old 07-30-19, 02:58 PM
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Mr. Creamy paid him to "solve my Mr. Whippy problem. Permanently."
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Old 07-30-19, 04:56 PM
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Is selling autographed copies of his latest picture used in his avatar.
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Old 07-30-19, 10:25 PM
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...he is not really a possum, even though he uses one for his avatar. IRL he is a tree sloth.
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Old 07-31-19, 05:33 AM
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IRL he’s the handsome man in cell block 34A.
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He's not even R IRL.
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Wonders why Alexa won't respond in his bathroom. No way am I listening to more of that was her response after the Apple repair team investigate the issue.
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...uses Alexa for phone sex.
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Told Alexa to talk dirty to him. She responded "Should I say contaminated, crummy, disheveled, dusty, filthy, greasy, grimy, messy, muddy, murky, nasty, polluted, sloppy, stained, unkempt?"

He said "Oh, yes, baby, yes!"

Alexa said "Talking dirty to you; contaminated, crummy, disheveled, dusty, filthy, greasy, grimy, messy, muddy, murky, nasty, polluted, sloppy, stained, unkempt."
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...as is evidenced in the above summary, he also uses Alexa for phone sex.
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Is wondering if he is going to join ahsposo and the rest of the freak show when it heads south for the winter or finally break out on his own.
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...the whole time he was typing that lie, he was listening to Del Shannon singing Runaway. Still puzzled about what went wrong with our love.
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Thinks a pantless possum wearing a chain gang shirt calling somebody else a freak is pretty ironic...
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Old 08-01-19, 07:29 PM
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...thinks a pantless possum wearing a chain gang shirt is smokin' hot.
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I would say he's been smoking something but then that wouldn't be a lie...
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...he's not at all bitter about the idea that pot is legal for sale where I live, but not where he lives.
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Clicked 'Select All', to like every lie in this thread.
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...he doesn't like lying. It makes him feel horrible. But he can't help doing it because of his enormous sense of self loathing.
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If it wasn't for the lies he tells, he couldn't loath at all...
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....he's a firm believer in the old maxim, "Half a loath is better than none."
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Can't tell the difference between a referee shirt and a chain gang shirt.
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...thinks those guys with guns guarding the chain gang down south are referees.
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