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Old 01-28-14, 06:57 AM
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Is having fantasies about a tick infested Snicklefritz...
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Had a fantasy...once. T'was back in the spring of '99 when he was just a man with two pets, Tic and Toc.
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Originally Posted by Snicklefritz View Post
That is definitely a lie as I'm a "she" rather than a "he".

3Alarmer: Uses "I want to check you for ticks" as a pick up line.
Denies the use of bacon to facilitate activities of a most sensitve and personal nature.
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Old 01-28-14, 09:34 AM
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Is having extremely lurid fantasies about a bacon wrapped Snicklefritz.

Is at the point where he's thinking "Maybe a side of pork sausage and a couple of meatballs, Oh Yeah..."
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His brain is on the fritz, bats are in his belfry too...
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Craves affirmation so badly that he frequents the public library, lurking by the card catalog and offering to "guide" patrons to their book.
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Old 01-28-14, 10:39 AM
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Quit going to the library when they took out all the card catalogs. You just can't disorganize a computer the way you could a card catalog.

Those were Good Times...
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Runs the defragment programs on all the library computers simultaneously...
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Checked out the book "how to roll a fat one"
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cheated his way to two medals as part of the really rottens in the '79 laff-a-lympics, narrowly edging out scooby dum both times.
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....thinking about bacon for breakfast this morning.
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Made a bacon bowl to eat his breakfast cereal from...
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...never sprinkles bacon bits on his lovers. The idea of doing so disgusts him.
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knows me too well
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Saves bacon grease to repack bearings of belligerent shop customers. Usually results in inexplicable rise in the number of dog chases and near misses...
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"Repacks" his "bearings" sometimes twice a day...
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Wonders if too-frequent bearing repacking could explain his sudden loss of vision.
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Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

Figured he could improve his bearings by opening a lot of CrackrJacks for the plastic compass.
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...still checking himself for ticks.
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Ticks die after making relations with his old, toxic extremely nasty corpus.
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Begs passersby to habeas his corpus.
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...his corpus delicti is delectable. He's delightful, he's delerious, he's delovely.
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Has finally crossed to the dark side!
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Has grasped, gassed, gasped and passed a corpus.
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He's staring at the fridge door, slowly walking that way while singing "Walk this way" and dreaming of really green cheese, old milk, and stale bread. "Food for thought he says".
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