Originally Posted by DMF (Post 4994184)

Fine, but what if the brass parts' manufacturer said, "Do not fondle — fondling causes corrosion," and you ignored it for your weekly fun. Perfectly justifiable. But...

Originally Posted by R.M.W. (Post 22249877)

6th grade soccer coach admonished us; "Do not fondle yourself— fondling causes blindness" and we all ignored it for our daily fun. Perfectly justifiable. But...